You know that feeling when you're driving fast with the top down and the wind is blowing through your hair, you've got your favorite tunes on, the sun is shining bright trying to penetrate your shades, and you smell the ocean closeby?......that feeling of supreme bliss is called nothing other than, Andy. He's the moon and the stars....he's fresh cut grass on spring mornings...his voice rings true like waves crashing upon the beach..He's got a sparkle in his eye...Devistatingly handsome...He's simply the best of everything you can imagine. He's a dudes dude and a ladies man ~ everyone loves him. When he looks at you feel like you can hardly speak....you might even forget your own name. When he's far you feel like there's a hole in your chest.....but when you REALLY stop to think about it, you SMILE HUGE because he's the sun, brightening everything in your path and making way for happy days ahead! Best Hugs EVER???? You'll find them with an Andy.
You'll NEVER be anything like an Andy, but Nice try!!

Andy would never let that drink go to waste!!
by AYank January 04, 2012
A name given to a femanon on /b/ who posted her rape story. Surprisingly, /b/ embraced the girl. Several white-knights joined the party and she was affectionately named rapegirl. She was also known in the thread as sesamegirl and molestation-girl.

At a later date, a new thread was started by an anon looking for nudes. Several demotivationals starring rapegirl appeared and soon there was a vote to determine her "real" name. Andy was chosen when the poster rolled "dubs".
anon 1: I think I'm obsessed with her.
anon 2: I was too. Until they named her rapegirl.
anon 3: if dubs it's Andy
by anonymous5505 October 20, 2011
A funny and humble guy. A guy who likes to act homosexual and be homosexual. Often know the language Java and scripts for games like Runescape. Hangs on IRC, often on the network StrictFP. His mentors name is Polyurethane. Andy loves his mentor.
Hey you see Andys new script?!
Yeah man, it's fukkin awesome.
Yeah I know, I made shittons of gepee from it.
Fuck yeah!
by Polyurethane July 27, 2011
is secretly extremely girly and asks his girlfriend to pick out his clothes and straiten his hair. but has to hawk the occasinal loogie to seem more manly.
Matt: Hey man i don't know what to wear for this concert tonight, and my hairs a mess.
Alex: No worries, ill call Andy to help.
by Feminist Babe August 28, 2010
A Brazilian/Puerto-Rican twat, that loves dick in his mouth, usually gay, he goes for big black man and LOVES shaving their pubic hair off so that he may use it to stick it up his butt. He gets boners from teletubbies, and masterbates too kittens, he makes holes in watermelons so he can insert his shlong and cum in the watermelon then eat it, andys are also tall and hairy, they listen to rap , and suck at basketball, they also love stick barbie outfits up their nose and crying to their mommies, generally, andies are FAGS .
person 1: yunno that kid andy?
person 2: the one that masterbates too kittens?
person 1: yeah
person 2: oh, yeah he's a fag
by YouAreGayAndy August 01, 2011
adj. defines a girl with too many sexual issues. is often expected to give blow jobs to random people.

noun. an andy is a wild creatures coming from the Amazons and are easily recognized from other creatures by its enormous bush and some scientists have noticed that these creatures have a natural instinct to reproduce which makes them hump every single thing they are able to see
wow...i cant believe you were such an andy last night, i hate you!

i have to make a research paper for science based on andy
by hellisnearendoftimes June 18, 2010
Verb: to go home from college, get drunk with your old friends, hop in ur truck to get home, go barreling down the road, forget to turn at the end (since you're so drunk) and slam into a concrete median, immediately totaling your truck, losing your license for a year, and having to get a blow-n-go when you finally get your license back. you must also inherit your older sister's honda to replace your ballin chevy.
man, i screwed up... i got my andy on.
by crackeels February 02, 2010
A person who has never peed in the shower. Is generally afraid to urinate in said bathroom because they feel the toilet monster will get upset and clog their bowels, and they insist on urinating in a toilet since it's right there. Obviously the shower is more convenient because no flushing is required.
"If I pee in the shower, the toilet monster will clog my bowels! My mom will kill me if we buy anymore constipation medication!"

"Relax, you're such an Andy. Just pee."
by manwhourinatesinshowers February 24, 2010
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