Having imbibed an unorthodox amount of alcohol which one is only capable of doing while hopped up on copious amounts of Schnee (please see definition) an Andre will begin to transform into a werewolf like creature capable of feats only super humans could achieve. Please be aware that an intoxicated Andre is highly sensitive to movement and may attack. The only remedies are bright lights, police and a fake call to his mother which will usually result in an instantaneous retardant effect followed by bouts of hunger. Andres have a tendency to piss on things, pillows, doormats, toilet seats but never the actual toilet bowl.
An Andre's primary self defense will begin by attempting to lick his attacker in a dog like fashion. If the attacker is not warded off an Andre will then resolve to smear feces on his opponent.
Any individual who can say "caca" 20 times in an hour is likely an Andre.
People of Mestizo origin are likely Andres.
Having beautiful sisters is a pre-requisite for an Andre.
Anyone that attended Hialeah High but says they went to Miami Lakes High is an Andre.
The Female version of an Andre is known as a Michelle.
I want to drink my ass off and turn into an Andre.
I went out last night trying to pull ass like Rinaldo but got so fucked up I turned into an Andre.
maybe he is gay...who knows....maybe he likes to pray on younger underage models...but thats ok its just the only way he can get some nookie...aww bless his little soul.....emphasis on the word little ;-)
only a month left until he has his wee L plates up...that is if he is able to see above the steering wheel.....i will feel sorry for the guys he pesters that he thinks he knows actin all big lad...and for the girls he picks up
I heard her boyfriend gave her an Andre!
He's so heartless how could he do such a thing!