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8.
a guy that tries too hard to get pussy. and looks like a frog
whos that crazy kid thats always horny?

that's andre bro..
by grgggggggggggg September 05, 2011
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9.
A peculiar representative of the male species who under normal circumstances, proper disposition and clear status of mind will act accordingly.

Having imbibed an unorthodox amount of alcohol which one is only capable of doing while hopped up on copious amounts of Schnee (please see definition) an Andre will begin to transform into a werewolf like creature capable of feats only super humans could achieve. Please be aware that an intoxicated Andre is highly sensitive to movement and may attack. The only remedies are bright lights, police and a fake call to his mother which will usually result in an instantaneous retardant effect followed by bouts of hunger. Andres have a tendency to piss on things, pillows, doormats, toilet seats but never the actual toilet bowl.

An Andre's primary self defense will begin by attempting to lick his attacker in a dog like fashion. If the attacker is not warded off an Andre will then resolve to smear feces on his opponent.

Warning signs:
Any individual who can say "caca" 20 times in an hour is likely an Andre.
People of Mestizo origin are likely Andres.

Having beautiful sisters is a pre-requisite for an Andre.
Anyone that attended Hialeah High but says they went to Miami Lakes High is an Andre.

The Female version of an Andre is known as a Michelle.
Holy shit dawg, did you see that mofucka last night, he was such an Andre!

I want to drink my ass off and turn into an Andre.

I went out last night trying to pull ass like Rinaldo but got so fucked up I turned into an Andre.
by Caca-King February 05, 2010
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10.
classified as bein a chavvy twat by most people who are unluckily enough to know him

maybe he is gay...who knows....maybe he likes to pray on younger underage models...but thats ok its just the only way he can get some nookie...aww bless his little soul.....emphasis on the word little ;-)

only a month left until he has his wee L plates up...that is if he is able to see above the steering wheel.....i will feel sorry for the guys he pesters that he thinks he knows actin all big lad...and for the girls he picks up

:-)
by grace2k9 July 09, 2009
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11.
A common phrase used to describe the act of being pushed into a large mountain of pineapples. Upon stumbeling his/herself to his/her feet, he/she is then knocked to the ground and stomped on repetedly by a furious Micheal J Fox wearing figureskates. Upon admittance to the hospital, a unborn leaopard is fed through the UV into the victems blood stream.
Oh Man, what happened to that chick?

I heard her boyfriend gave her an Andre!
He's so heartless how could he do such a thing!
by TheRhinestoneCowboy April 26, 2010
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12.
A wine for which you can get the most bang for your buck. College girls love Extra Dry and Brut at 7 dollars a pop. It's perfect for New Years, Greek functions, cheap mimosas, bubbly toasts and when you want to look like an Alkie Stepford Wife. It's fun to share but its even more fun to drink the whole thing yourself.
I got 5 bottles of bubbly for less than $40 for this weekend - Thanks Andre!
by Jane4905 October 21, 2005
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13.
A cheap champagne that comes in a bunch of different varietys.Strawberry,Peach Passion,Brut,Extra Dry,Spumante,Pink etc. Under $5 a bottle.
Yo homeboy pass me that Andre.

I'm doing it big tonight,poppin some Andre.

by Harley Folgado December 31, 2008
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14.
An inanimate object that one pushes up their ass for pleasure. For the most part, men are more involved in this act. Once the Andre is pushed in, it leaves the person with a gift of rashes and lumps.
"Todd gave his boyfriend his Andre so that they can express their true love for one another."
by Tatybutthead December 04, 2012
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