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someone who is overly obsessed with a girl and THINKS she loves him back. but everyone else knows she doesnt.
Guy 1: dude, that guy is such an andre over her.
Guy 2: i know, and she isnt even interested.
by that man 1029384756 July 12, 2009
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one who has a wank and takes a shit at the same time
jeez just had a really good andre there
by shauny246 July 18, 2009
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One of the last few honey bear species on earth. Andres originally originate from hell, as they are very annoying and won't shut up. They especially annoy Emmas, Abigails, and Evens. The reason this creature is considered a honey bear is because it is a honey-colored bear. They can be kind and fluffy at first, but are vicious, once it gets used to your smell. Normally keep little black fluffy dogs as companions.
Dude that Andre is so fuzzy and adorable so is its small fluffy dog

- 2 Minutes Later -

OMG That Andre and its dog just bit my arms off!
by LocoCooker159 January 14, 2013
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An inanimate object that one pushes up their ass for pleasure. For the most part, men are more involved in this act. Once the Andre is pushed in, it leaves the person with a gift of rashes and lumps.
"Todd gave his boyfriend his Andre so that they can express their true love for one another."
by Tatybutthead December 04, 2012
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A common phrase used to describe the act of being pushed into a large mountain of pineapples. Upon stumbling his/herself to his/her feet, he/she is then knocked to the ground and stomped on repeatedly by a furious Micheal J Fox wearing figureskates. Upon admittance to the hospital, a unborn leopard is fed through the UV into the victims blood stream.
Oh Man, what happened to that chick?
I heard her boyfriend gave her an Andre!
He's so heartless how could he do such a thing!
by AJDL;SDJ;LS August 17, 2011
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A man who lives on bullshit because whatever he is does not seem good enough.
That Andre dude is always making up something in an effort to elevate himself. Wow! Why can't he just tell the truth?

"Hey I went to Harvard."
"Oh, don't Andre me like that."

That is not true. Why do you Andre me like that?
by Smack Baby September 24, 2011
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A colloquialism meaning to completely fuck up.
Oh god he's doing an Andre.
by JulzMUFC April 10, 2013
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