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38.
a handsome athlete that loves mainly basketball and loves the nba

gets all the girls

a pure gentleman knows how to treat females with respect normally funny but

so SWEET and

makes for the perfect boyfriend...
girl: hey andre how are you

andre: im good beautiful how are you

guy: whats your fav. sport

andre: basketball

friend: what are you doing after school

andre: playing ball...ball is life

sexy baller sweethart perfect boyfriend type
by baller136 March 14, 2013
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1.
A man who lives on bullshit because whatever he is does not seem good enough.
That Andre dude is always making up something in an effort to elevate himself. Wow! Why can't he just tell the truth?

"Hey I went to Harvard."
"Oh, don't Andre me like that."

That is not true. Why do you Andre me like that?
by Smack Baby September 24, 2011
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2.
one who has a wank and takes a shit at the same time
jeez just had a really good andre there
by shauny246 July 18, 2009
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3.
someone who is overly obsessed with a girl and THINKS she loves him back. but everyone else knows she doesnt.
Guy 1: dude, that guy is such an andre over her.
Guy 2: i know, and she isnt even interested.
by that man 1029384756 July 12, 2009
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4.
To be gassy, as in Andre Agassi. Usually presented in the form of chronic, repetitious belching or farting, much to the disgust of those present.
Dave: Dude, you are farting badcore today.
John: Sorry, mate... I'm a little bit Andre after all those burritos.
by jlkijsaldjkasjdlaks March 22, 2008
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5.
They tend to wear their trousers low....showing a hint of their white shorts that they mysteriously want girls to look at! yesss were looking...put them away..your not black! Also refer to themseleves as Alan! Should change name to Mr G-Star because he is rawwww. Loves attending regular meetings of the batb lehhhh!I think he may have some homo sexual feelings towards his fellow members! watch out tg! Where to find this specimen?.....dance nation in his tracky bs.

"SCOOOTTTYYYY"

"Loveee it"

"Tea and Biscuits...hobnobs...how fabulous"


Watch out ladies Andres about!!!!
Andre Alan Scott
by Ilovedancenation April 06, 2009
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6.
An 'Andre' refers to anglo-saxon type races that TRY to be like black and gangsta type people. They try, talk, act and copy those of darker skined descents. Andre are those that are sensitve, weak mentally and physically, usually nigilated and act differently to what their personality is, covering up what they actually are inside. The word Andre is derived from America referring to those WIGGA type people.
"Yo mayne, i waz walkin through the park when i saw this Andre type fella picking on the yung ones, Lets teach dat Andre a lesson"
by Fweebies G October 02, 2007
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7.
A mistake, or unexpected occurrence, in a piece of software or in a piece of hardware. (Bug)
there's a fkin andre!!!
by sometester February 04, 2008
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