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Andoni is a vibe, he is the centre of the party. people want his face. When Chuck Norris goes to sleep he checks his cupboard for Andoni. contrary to popular belief, Andoni actually is a better chise than Phiwe, although Phiwe has more swag. now Andoni is well known in South Africa for being SA Jolling a very unknown sport but highly respectable.
Girl 1: "OMG! did you just see that guy walk past? I want his babies!"
Girl 2 : " Must be Andoni
by Bishopsboy5 September 05, 2011

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