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4. Anders
To be "Anders" is mostly to be a teddy. Round and cozy.
If you are an Anders, you always have a cheesy smile... but still you make people happy.
A source of enjoyment, amusement, or pleasure.
Slang for penis and usually is a stick of intense pleasure.
Anders is also a definition used for people with a large dick.

Other examples;

"He is always an Anders when we are alone"

" He gave me the greatest Anders last night!!"
By the looks of the bump in his pants, he is definitly an Anders!
1. Anders
In Scandinavia, Being Anders, means to be the best of the best. Next in line of Best-ness is being Lars.
Ha, you might be Lars, but i am Anders!
2. Anders
1. A mage party member first encountered in Dragon Age: Origins-Awakening, he has the best heals in the game. He is like Alistair but not as annoying nor templarish. He likes to randomly flirt with you're female party members, but you can't romance him. His best-friend is some random kitten that you find named Ser-Pounce-Alot. Once you give it to him he will stop behaving like a grown-man and become highly annoying.

2. In Dragon Age 2 Bioware decided to bring Anders back, but unfortunately as an apostate mage who's been possesed by a demon and is a total wack job. SPOILER: He reveals (only while playing as male Hawke) that he likes men. By end-game you will hate him because...well I can't reveal that
1. Girl DA fan: OMG I luv Anders!! Its so cute how he names his kitten Ser Pounce Alot!
Guy DA fan: thats kinda gay

2. Girl DA fan: OMG I luv how my fem Hawke can romance Anders now!
Guy DA fan: You know he's gay right?
Girl DA fan: WHAT?!?!
3. anders
synonym for the adjective 'epic'
"hey, did you see Transformers?"
"yea! good story, awesome effects-- totally anders!"
5. Anders
Anders are usually total snobs, are grossed out of pretty much everything, and are the most annoying little twerps you could ever find on earth. Their friends are the same. I recommend if you ever see one, you should slowly back away, and avoid her.
Guy: hey what's your name?
Girl: its anders, wanna hang out some time?
Guy: no thanks. I'm gonna hang out with Jordan (girl) instead.
6. Anders
god with beautiful blond hair (often worn in a head band) which is so majestic that it brings people back to life.
I follow Andersism.

In Anders we trust.

Look at that Anders on the soccer field.
7. Anders
By definition, to "Anders" something is to tell a customer that item(s) have been ordered per the customer's request, when they have in fact not been ordered.

This typically is discovered by a sales rep covering for Mr. Anders three days after the initial "order" has been placed.
Sales Rep: (answering an incoming call) Good afternoon, how may I help you?

Customer: Hey, can I get an update on the order I asked Mr. Anders to process three days ago?

Sales Rep: No problem! Let me take a look for you. (long pause) um...it looks like that order has been Andersed.

Customer: What does that mean?

Sales Rep: It means Mr. Anders told you that the order was placed, when in actuality he didn't place the order.

Customer: Well thats annoying!

Sales Rep: Yes, yes it is...
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