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2.
A gadget used to dive deep into some ones anal cavity and give them some sort a sexual pleasure.
"Oooooooooo that anal probe is soooooooo GOOOOOOOOODDDD "(moans)
by Dannyboi June 19, 2006
 
1.
a Name for a Part of a Alien Abduction whne they stick a Probe into The Abductie's Anal Regions
Cartman Gets a Anal Probe
by Clint H. Hoyt February 05, 2007
 
3.
An anal probe is where one person, male or female, decides to poke or prod a fellow person, again male or female's, anus.
Clothed or naked, it doesn't matter.
Paigan: hey Kaye and Monica what's anal probing?
Kaye: Look Anal Probe up on urbandictionary.com
Monica: Yeah, urbandictionary's the best!
by Kaye and Monibob November 13, 2009
 
4.
To insert a stick or other long pointed object (cricket stump) into the anus of a clothed bystander. Occured frequantly during summer months of '04. Similar to bugger and bumfuck but with an inanimate object.
Also a noun. the object that was used to probe the anus.
Im gonna anal probe you good.
by cockhockey04 March 31, 2005
 
5.
1. The device used by aliens to analyze the human race through their most vulnerable hole, the anus.

2. A red Ford Probe
ex
1. I swear!! The aliens, they abducted me! And then they ANAL PROBED me!!

2. Guy 1: Even though I have no money, the good ol' Probe gets me where I gotta be.

Guy 2: Haha.. Anal Probe..
by El Holandés Rojo October 25, 2010
 
6.
the only use of the little finger
taking the wench doggy stlye, pop ur little finger up her shit pipe and feel her muff tighten round ur cock n listen to her squeal like a dying pig!
by tadster June 12, 2005
 
7.
An unnessecarily anal probation officer. Anal in the sense of being too uptight, probe being short for probation officer.
Eryn: My Probation Officer is making me pee in a cup TWICE a day!!!

Lisa: Wow, what an Anal Probe!!
by Goldie-Lou September 13, 2006