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8.
Inability to see your ass doing a thing.
Steak Fries called in sick to work today he was suffering like a motherfuckin ebola infested feces throwing monkey suffering from Anal Glaucoma and could not see his ass going to work
by SteakFries December 12, 2008
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9.
21st Century ailment or sickness.
Call the Boss;
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' you say.

'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' Boss says

'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'
by gavs February 21, 2008
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10.
A medical excuse for missing work.
I had a bad case of anal glaucoma this morning; I couldn't see my ass going into work today.
by time4mynap August 16, 2010
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11.
When you can't see your ass coming into work
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

He says,” What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

she replies,” I can't see my ass coming into work today."
by Candigrl May 30, 2008
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12.
When your ass can't differentiate what it likes to wink at. Like not realizing they are doing it to someone from the same sex.
A guy tells another guy "Hey that's a nice shirt" and then proceed to wink at him with his anal glaucoma.
by Penelope Pimp June 23, 2010
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13.
When you just can't see your ass doing something.
"Tresa called in sick today, she says her anal glaucoma is acting up."

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"She just cant see her ass coming in to work!"
by Sweet blumpkin pie November 11, 2009
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