Anal Aperture

The opening of the anus, from which Fundie Muck emerges.

see also; asshole.

William Randolph Hearst was an anal aperture because of his views on marajuana.

eg: William Randolph Hearst claimed marajuana and hashish was addictive and made men mad, as in insane.

by follywood April 21, 2009

Anal Aperture in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS despite it being cumbersome to use.

Having chosen Tulsa, a symbol for our deep American racial divide, for his next campaign rally, the Anal Aperture in Chief has hit rock bottom and chosen a venue that will galvanize equal rights protests all over the world.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020