|1.||Anal Seepage Tampon|
A product created by Sir Joseph Clements MBE to help porn stars and there amatuer counterparts not suffer from the effects of Anal Seepage.
After a long hardcore session possibly involving Robocop you get changed into your favourite white denim jeans. You go out and suddenly you favourite white jeans are now ruined due to the effects of Anal Seepage. An Anal Seepage Tampon stops the after effects of Anal Sex guaranteed.