2. The Anal Johnson: guy who inserts his toe in your anus, while you are blowing him, in an unexpected fashion.
Brandon: Shhhh. Thats Anal Johnson, he don't like it dirty or obscene...and he owns a fucking shot gun.
2. Bob: What the fuck are you doing down there, the Anal Johnson??
Brandon: I'm just trying to make it better for you. (weeps)