Anakin Skywalker. Born in Tatooine to slave mother Shmi Skywalker. It is common belief that Anakin had no father and was born through way of the force (in a kind of jesus like way) instead of illegitimacy. At an early age he showed much promise in the force. Jedi master Qui gon jinn discovered him and took him to the Jedi council where he was tested by the masters. Although he showed great potential, he also had grown strong attatchments to his mother, something that the jedi council claimed could lead to the darkside. Regarded too old to join, the council told master Qui gon jinn that they would not train the boy. Adamant that he was the one that had been prophesised to bring back balance to the force by the jedi elders, Qui Gon said he would train the boy anyway. This defiance from Qui Gon may have been something Anakin had picked up on early. After the death of master Qui Gon, Jedi Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi keeps his promise that he will train Anakin. After Obi-Wan Kenobi is made a Jedi Knight he takes Anakin under his wing. During this time Anakin became close with then Queen Padme Amidala. After ten years the two are finally re-united and Anakin confesses he has became besotted and has dreamt about the senator every night for ten years. Anakin is then assigned to protect her after a failed assassination attempt on her. During this time the two grow close and become star-crossed lovers, much like Romeo and Juliet. In defiance to the jedi way, Anakin marries Padme Amidala who later falls pregnant with his child. After having a dream preminition of Padme dying Anakin becomes worried. It is similar to the one he had of his Mother dying which later became true. This leads Anakin to joining the darkside, persuaded by the emperor who claims only a sith can learn the ability to ressurrect. Now Darth Vader, Vader accidentally murders his wife Padme by force choking her as he thinks she tried to trap him. Obi-Wan fights Anakin and Anakkin over estimates his abilities, and is outwitted by Obi-wan he strikes him down. Anakin falls into the larva of mustafa. The emperor quickly comes to his aid and svaes his life by mechanically keeping him alive. A dying Padme gives birth to his children who she names Leia and Luke. Darth Vader finally turns back to the Light side of the force as he watches the emperor almost killing his son Luke with force lightning. Anakin throws the emperor down to his death, ultimately ending the reign of the sith, fulfilling the prophecy that he would bring balance to the force. A dying Anakin persuades Luke to unmask him so he can look upon his son with his own two eyes. Anakin Skywalker finally dies a hero.
"You were the Chosen One! It was said you would bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!"
Obi-Wan opens his heart to a burning Anakin.
by Skywa1ker March 26, 2007
Poser from Tatooine. No one really cares about Anakin till he turns into the biggest baddest pimp in the galaxy bitch! AKA Darth Vader. Has the ability to force choke and force lift.
Screw Anakin, Vader is where its at.
by Angus PudGourney June 29, 2005
Pedophile whose real age is 48 but changes it nearly every week. Now claiming to be 16 or so. When losing a fight always has his "mother" come onto his MSN to condem people to hell etc. and tell them they don't believe in God, and demands you use the word fish instead of a "naughty" word.

And once he goes into teh real world from being home school he fucked.

This bastard uses emails such as:
Myself: "Dan you hear about Anakin"
Dan: "What now"
Self: "I said heck and now he demands I say fish"
Dan: "Poor soul... Homeschooling by his mother has ruined that child"
by Master Ian November 11, 2005
1) A character in the Star Wars Trilogie. Is the supreme evil guy who turns into a more evil guy when he puts his dark helmet on.

2) A webmaster of a dutch forum. Sometimes strict but also justified, is the bodyguard of PrincessVegeta. They say his banning is faster then his shadow. But sometimes he's even too nice for SOME people.
1) Luke, i am your darth father

2) Person 1: "Be careful, or Anakin may ban you"
*Person 2 has been banned*
Person 1: "Too late"
by Perfect_Balance August 17, 2005
A nickname often given to someone so incredibly stupid that these inhuman super powers of stupidity must have been granted by the Sith.
"I call Matt...Anakin, because he's the Darth Vader of stupid".
by Stunt January 11, 2005

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