|8.||michael guy chislett|
the newest member of the academy is..., he replaced tom conrad on lead guitar. hes australian and very hot, even though he has roller coaster teeth. before he was in the academy is..., he was in a band with butch walker called butch walker and the lets go out tonites. he also has an awesome fedora collection.
tai fan #1: man, it sucks that tomrad had to go
tai fan #2: yeah, but michael guy chislett is pretty damn hot
An Australian. Esp. one who enjoys kangaroos.
See Roo Shagger
I went down under to meet a guy with a great accent, but they all turned out to be roo jumpers
when a guy cums on a girls stomach and then she lays in the sun.
cooked an australian pancake this morning
The art of taking a poop into another persons anus. Then this person will poop it back into you, thus coming back to you like a boomerang.
Guy 1 " dude, I heard you did an Australian Boomerang last night?"
Guy 2:" Totally, except Greg had diarrhea"
Guy1 : " EWWWW"
when a woman who logs onto internet chatrooms to type/act out her fantasy of having anal sex with a famous man. This is usually "played" out in private chat with an unsuspecting guy who is just trying to be nice to a woman and have a conversation.
<Johnno> I'm an Australian Fire Fighter, i live in Sydney, I am 34, Dark hair cut smartly and pretty lean build because I have to keep very fit for my job
<winnermixed> thanks for playing withme
<winnermixed> do me up the a$$ with my tube dress pulled up!!
<winnermixed> winnermix me baby, do me up my rear while i scream and call you George Bush
When someone pisses in your mouth to induce pleasure. Usually for people with piss fetishes.
Guy 1: So dude i was nailing this chick last night! and she asked me to give her an australian pelican.
Guy 2: Thats sick man! did you do it?
Guy 3: Yeah, it was nasty!
An abbreviated form of the word "Australian" that in legend is heard in the Australian accent of English, in much the same way as "Arcadian" has evolved into "Cajun".
Because of that shortening of the word and the way the Oz accent seems to run one word into the next, it's been used as a name for the collection of words that have been similarly shortened by Australian English speakers, expecially ockers, as well as the wide range of particularly Australian slang words.
In the mid '60s an Australian writer Alistair Morison wrote a book under the pseudonym Afferbeck Lauder (alphabetical order) called "Let Stork Strine" (Let's talk Australian) which became popular for a while and spawned a series of books and other Strine publishings (Nose Tone Unturned aka No Stone Unturned, and so on.)
Here are several Strine examples translated into English:
"Eye level arch feed, a frosty, anna feecher, with air chew" is Strine for "I'll have a large meal, a cold beer, followed by a feature (i.e. sex), so I don't want you around."
Maz dryza dead dingo's donga (I am as dry as a dead dingo's donger, i.e. I'm rather thirsty)
Flamin Pom bastard zazmadza cutsnake, he yodelled on the wall to wallen ran out way past the black stump (The crazy English guy is as mad as a cut snake, he just threw up on the carpet and ran off into the outback)
Moffta point percy atta porseline (I'm off to point percy at the porcelain, i.e. take a piss)