the eloquent combination of southern girl abbreviations (ie: ilusm or ifhusm) mixed with commonly used ebonics (ie: what up my nizzle) and finally topped off with a few white girl syllable elongations (ie: i lovvveeee youuuu soooooo mucccch)
amybonics: "omgoodnie i can't believe you saw little chug babies at petsmart last night!! makes me miss my little boy sooOOOooooOOO much. will you take lucy aka lucifer aka pants aka just a little pair of shorts to visit oscar at sass and lare's in cary?
ps. i miss you and the dirty D a bit as well. and by that i mean duddles, not durham. xo."