Top Definition
A chair, usually at a coffee shop, with one leg shorter than the other three.

See also Amusement Park Table
Dude, let's not sit at this table, it's full of Amusement Park Chairs!

I wanted a chair, not the shitty log ride of an Amusement Park Chair.

I have always hated the Jews, Russians, Blacks, and Amusement Park Chairs.
by SpenzFingoooooo April 22, 2010

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