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the love psychic, an internet application which claims to know the future about your love life, just however the hell this possible, no one can ever be sure. In essence this is an internet application that will set you up for devistation time and time again. From what I've seen of friends using the application (Yes my friends, I am ashamed to say) it always gives you an outrageously spectacular and wonderful reading.
The real life occurance being just plain old life with nothing lovely and spectacular going on in the downstairs department apart from some spectacular sub-concious love making while sleeping with your chubby investing small deposits in your bed sheets. Amora, the depression psychic. Charlie Sheen should give it a go.
Amora says "Charlie, sweetie, your romantic side will glow this week, you'll do great!''
by rottonrobbie March 15, 2011