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The best school in the universe. Period. Yes, better than Harvard. And not in the middle of nowhere. Yes, Williams sucks.
Girl: I go to Williams. Where do you go to school?
Boy: Amherst.
Girl: Take me. Take me now.
Boy: Don't want no STDs.
Girl: Damn, but there is nothing else to do in the middle of nowhere.
by lordjeff March 20, 2005
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Number Two, and bitter about it. See shit for more information.
"Like all of my classmates, I go to Amherst College because I didn't get in to Williams College."
by Colonel Ephraim Williams May 29, 2007
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