The most epic town in the whole world according to the crew of the uss enterprise, and me.
dude, where are you from?
I am from amesbury dude
dude, you are like sooooo lucky !
A small urban city in Essex county Massachusetts, that has about 20,000 people. For it's size, Amesbury has a large downtown. Due to Amesbury's unproportional amount of apartments and public housing, the city tends to be poorer than other simular cities. The core of Amesbury lacks new or maintained businesses, and as a result, you can find ample of abandoned buildings and trashy/sketchy convenient stores and pizza shops in Amesbury. Along with this, crime also tends to be higher in Amesbury especially with domestic violence, assault, drug possession/dealing, and theft. Amesbury is also home to four halfway houses which hold previous rapists, drug dealers, robbers, murderers and other ex-criminals. Although people who live in Amesbury generally see it as an okay place, outsiders often perceive it to be "white trashy". Along with the ghetto parts of Amesbury (downtown, the mills, macy terrace, whitehall road, market street and oakland industrial park) there are many nice and occasionaly affluent areas such as the areas on the border of Newburyport or Merrimac.
Jim: Hey Max, where are you from?
Jim: But you have kids! That place is like a ghetto Newburyport! shouldn't you live somewhere nicer?
Max: You know, it's really not that bad.
Jim: That's what they all say.
Max: Have you even been there?!?
The act of doing something disrespectful and unamusing.
"I break records and make closets into bars to entertain myself"
"Dude, that's pathetic...way to Amesbury"
1. The Town of Amesbury is a city1 in Essex County, Massachusetts, United States. In 1890, 9798 people lived in Amesbury; in 1900, 9473; in 1910, 9894; in 1920, 10,036; and in 1940, 10,862. The population was 16,450 at the 2000 census. A former farming and mill town, Amesbury is today largely residential.
Settled in 1642, Amesbury was first recognized as "Salisbury New Town" in 1666 when it formally separated from Salisbury. It was incorporated as "Amesbury" in 1668, after Amesbury in Wiltshire, England.
2. A Pretty Boring but fairly decent town also known as Lamesbury.
Tim: Where Are You From?
Jim : Lamesbury
Tim: Never heard of it
Jim: Amesbury Dumbass