Jim: But you have kids! That place is like a ghetto Newburyport! shouldn't you live somewhere nicer?
Max: You know, it's really not that bad.
Jim: That's what they all say.
Max: Have you even been there?!?
Settled in 1642, Amesbury was first recognized as "Salisbury New Town" in 1666 when it formally separated from Salisbury. It was incorporated as "Amesbury" in 1668, after Amesbury in Wiltshire, England.
2. A Pretty Boring but fairly decent town also known as Lamesbury.
Jim : Lamesbury
Tim: Never heard of it
Jim: Amesbury Dumbass