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An uneducated and ignorant american who thinks his/her country is the best in the world while not knowing anything about any other country.
Those damn american patriots! They wonder why most of the world hates them?
by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008
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When a woman is forced to sing the American National Anthem while giving a blowjob. This is always done before sex.
Last night, my girlfriend completed an american patriot, while getting fingered!
by Extender Man November 10, 2007
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