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American Karaoke, Shit, Rubbish, Corporate ear rape, teenage mind melter, destroyer of all things good.
American Idol is coming on in in 5 minutes.

Great, can you plug the toaster in when you see me entering the shower with it?
by Patrick McClatchey February 15, 2009
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The only two good things about American Idol are Simon Cowell (hot) and Constantine Maroulis (hotter).
by Lady Pain March 07, 2005
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Another lame attempt by the television studios to make us suffer or should I say laugh, through the episode. Another boring tv- reality series.
by Lil Jon April 27, 2004
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A tv talent show with wordSimon Cowell, Paula Abdul and bag of lard Randy Jackson. It has very high ratings and has made millions for Simon Cowell and Simon Fuller(don't they have enough money?)
Expect rubbish spin-off movies and programs to come from this and lots of cover versions.
"Gee American Idol is on the tv"
by agrofrog August 12, 2003
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1. A show dumbing down America's youth or better yet, everyone who watches it.

2. A show searching for America's new "sensational singing idol." The contestants there have no edge, they are controlled by the stupid American Idol scene and plus, they can't even sing and even if they do have a talent, they would perform shitty songs.

3. The show has great ratings but it's just filled with a bunch of low-life losers seeking money from this terrible piece of sweaty turd they call a show.
SEE OVERRATED
1. This is what happend to George Bush, he watched American Idol too much and look at the result.

2.
Contestant #482: If joo wadda bee wit meeh, uhh... bleh?
Simon: That was tewible.

3. Only preps watch fucking American Idol.
by Pissed Off†Liberal Jerk Off February 06, 2005
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TV Talent show for singers with little or no longevity in their career after being awarded a contract. An easy way to get a record contract while making a bunch of rich peeps a lot fo money.


After convincing the British public that they'll watch any old shit with pop idol, Simon Cowell sailed the atlantic to the crap-tv-with-high-ratings heaven that is the United States of America. With five times the audience, he was able to rake in five times the revenue. But due to the American publics willingness to indulge in this shit (I'll admit after watching a total of ten minutes of this, and 20 of the origianal, american idol was slightly better), he made ten times that amount. This was also due to selling off the rights to all manor of countries around the world.
If he didn't do american Idol, Simon would be stuck with nothing more than a London pad and his Aston Martin. Because of American Idol, he's got a bunch of other stuff too.
by Gumba Gumba March 27, 2004
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lame worthless show that wastes everyones time because once it gets to the top ten everyone gets contracts
Lets just say "rigged"
by 3k racer May 09, 2005
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