Should be renamed as "soft rugby".
The biggest difference to it's original version is that forward passing is allowed and the players wear a ton of pads on them.
A game of american football usually consists of two teams of overweight guys bumping against each other for about five seconds and then standing around and puffing for the next five minutes. This goes on and on untill the game ends.
American football is very popular in the US, but the rest of the world couldn't care less about it.
Other Dude: "Screw watching American Football aka fat men running at each other!"
American: *has a hissy fit*
And anyway, why is their sport called "football"? They don't even use their feet! Maybe they call it that because most Americans' IQs are below 30 and their tiny brains can't think of another name for their so-called "sport".
All this and they have the nerve to steal OUR name for real football and then call it boring! AT LEAST OUR SPORT DOESN'T STOP FOR AD BREAKS!
No, Chuck. Let's watch American Football insted!
1) you will shit your pants, cry, and beg for your pussy soccer ball
2) you will cease to exist
me: fuck you say!
soccer douche: pads are gay i will put them on and so you American
"i lay him out and make him concuss"
me: fuck you pansy motherfucker(take his girl)
soccer douche: "crying"
Only america cares about this piece of shit sport.
american football lovers are characterised by a desire to put down soccer. mainly because they don't have a hope of dribbling the ball with their feet past other players and smashing a rocket shot into the top corner. The american football fan is likely to be a dumbass red neck with as much brains as a cucumber.
"Nuuuuh, Mary-Bobby-Joe, i got me some rabbit hunting to do."
Bystander "American football, the biggest piece of shit in the world, AUSTRALIA RULES FUCKERS!"