Citizens who live inside a big bubble between Canada and Mexico.more...
Americans makes up less than 5% of the worlds population yet 95% of the worlds ignorance and arrogance.
Traits and habits-
Calling themselves the only Americans despite the fact that ALL people living on the CONTINENT of America are Americans.
Calling things by their brand names rather than the name of the actual object or item.
Putting their country first in every online list despite the fact the United States starts with a U and the lists are in alphabetical order.
Putting an American flag next to 'English' for language selection incase they forget what language they speak.
Making fun of the metric system, despite the fact that they are one of only three countries who are yet to start using it. The rest of the world has been using it for over 50 years.
Killing each other is also a favourite pastime. More Americans are murdered by other Americans every year than all the American casualties of every war the world has ever seen. Pretty sad statistic.
Not all Americans are fat and stupid, and not all the world are anti-American. We just dont like arrogant ignorant idiots. It just so happens that The United States is always represented by arrogant ignorant idiots.
All the Americans who give a thumbs up are the exception to the rule who can actually think for themselves and can hopefully start representing their country in a better light.
Fat, selfish, immature people who are extremely dumb at math. They never stop talking about money. They also think their own country is the best in the world, which makes some European and Asian people think Americans are seriously retarded but they don't bother to mention it because it's not worth it.
We are Americans, we love wars! We're the bestest!
An American is your typical person everyone loves to hate, fat, stupid, redneck, a general twat with an IQ of 0.1
Guy1- Dude look at all these stupid fuckin' american tourists Guy-2 yeah......if only murder was legal
Cultureless, mindless bastards who for the most part have no idea about the rest of the world...
"I'm an american, but thank god I've travelled"
"it sucks being born an american"
The most generous, emphatic people on Earth.
And I'm English!
Just bought a £5 quick shop from my convenience store, an American was stood behind me. Based on true experience with Americans.
Checkout Clerk: Sorry, your Credit Card has been rejected.
Me:(Searching pockets, wallet, don't find any cash.) Well, I don't have any more cash on me.
American: Don't worry about it, I'll pay for ya'!
Just another group of people! :) Not fat people who are so dumb they don't know where your or our country is.
Dumb person: mericans are fat and dumb and dnt kno wer der contry or r country is! Tatahahataha!
Smart person: Americans are smarter than you! Now stop stuffing your mouth with pizza! Oh, and instead of sitting around all day why don't you try and finish doing your 2nd grade math.
Dumb person: Becuzzz i haz oter ppl 2 do
A person who is born in the Americas normaly in referance to the United States
1) Americans are usally considered unintellegent. This is not always true however Americans are known to butcher languages. As amazing as it my be the majority of Americans are intellegent while they my lack common sense.
2) A dialect of English that is spoken in the United States
that is then broken down in to about 4 sub-dialects.
Yes, I am American, I can spell and speak correctly/
American: "Hey can I have chip?"
Englishman eating Lays: "These are crisps"