A blanket term for a person or group of persons sharing fiscal support of a culture of violence and oppression and linked by the common support in taxes of a corrupt government.
"Shut the fuck up, you stupid useless american."
by Crazy Otto September 17, 2005

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A bunch of touchy fuckwits from the USA who think they speak English (they don't, they speak an American patois of english). They specialise in making a complete fuck-up of their foreign policy and in the conflict that inevitably follows they expect British soldiers to do a lot of the dying for them. (It is interesting to note that in the First Gulf War in Iraq, the Americans managed to kill more British soldiers that the Iraqis did).

Another American speciality is to try and take over institutions by flooding them with contributions and blocking contributions from any other nationality. Individually, Americans can be pleasant, friendly even charming, but collectively they are truly repulsive.
Americans have flooded urban dictionary with contribution so that the turnaround time is over a week, they're also voting to not publish contributions from any non-Americans
by Croatalin March 18, 2014

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Citizens who live inside a big bubble between Canada and Mexico.

Americans makes up less than 5% of the worlds population yet 95% of the worlds ignorance and arrogance.

Traits and habits-

Calling themselves the only Americans despite the fact that ALL people living on the CONTINENT of America are Americans.

Calling things by their brand names rather than the name of the actual object or item.

Putting their country first in every online list despite the fact the United States starts with a U and the lists are in alphabetical order.

Putting an American flag next to 'English' for language selection incase they forget what language they speak.

Making fun of the metric system, despite the fact that they are one of only three countries who are yet to start using it. The rest of the world has been using it for over 50 years.

Killing each other is also a favourite pastime. More Americans are murdered by other Americans every year than all the American casualties of every war the world has ever seen. Pretty sad statistic.

Not all Americans are fat and stupid, and not all the world are anti-American. We just dont like arrogant ignorant idiots. It just so happens that The United States is always represented by arrogant ignorant idiots.

All the Americans who give a thumbs up are the exception to the rule who can actually think for themselves and can hopefully start representing their country in a better light.
Americans - LOL. He spelled favorite with a U. Everyone knows theres no U.

Brit- Actually, the entire english speaking world beside you, use it. It was an established language long before you were around.

American - You're wrong. We're right.

Australian - we use U.

Canadian - and us.

South African - yep, and us.

Kiwi - count us in.

Rest of UK - As do we

American - LOL. 85% of the english speaking world cant spell.

Canadian - actually its you....

American - Fuck you . I'm Americaaaaaaaaaaaan! Aluminum!

Australian - You do realise the metal is actually called Aluminium?

South African - Aluminium foil because its made from the metal ALUMINIUM.

Kiwi - Aluminium sheeting made from ALUMINIUM.

Canadian - check your periodic table.

American - You're wrong, and Realize has a Z not an S.

Brit - *sigh* thats YOUR spelling. The rest of us use S not Z.

American - LOL. You said ZED when its ZEE. Im Americaaaaaaaaan!
by Kupotan October 29, 2009

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for some reason they are not the smartest compared to the Romanians.
About some things, Americans are incredibly stupid. For instance, I’ve kept an eye on science and religion related ignorance for years. 15% of Americans don’t know that the Earth revolves around the sun. Half of the people in the United States (an allegedly “Christian Nation”) can’t name Genesis as the first book in the Bible.
by master puwnage July 23, 2009

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the less cultivated people in the world....most of the time fat and selfish....
What is the difference between an American and a potato?
Potato at least is cultivated...
by Picasso37 November 13, 2008

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1. Stupid ignorant who thinks the universe revolves around his country which is made up of immigrants and stolen land from their southern neighboors.
2. Fat person
3. A person who loves to mess with other countries and who loves war.
4. Racist
5. A person who loves to see fat men running and tackling the shit out of each other around in thight pants while eating nachos and tacos which are made by the immigrants they hate.
You are ignorant, fat, and you love war...! Are you an American or what...!??!!
by Nothing but the truth May 05, 2007

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Americans are pretty amazing, not going to lie! ;) We are powerful, smart, brave, and generous! Just so you know, I am an American and I have travelled to almost every country in the world, I aced geography which is (oh yeah) REQUIRED to pass lower school so i doubt that any Americans can't locate Europe or anywhere else on a map, I have never ever even been inside a fast food restaurant in my life (shocker eh?), and there is not ONE fat person in my entire private school!!
Person 1 = look at that tall, attractive, well groomed, well dressed, polite guy with amazing teeth!
Person 2 = must be American! :)
by balletgirl941401 July 02, 2010

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