An American is a fat arrogant bastard - usually armed to the teeth with guns and hamburgers - who hates everything and everyone who doesn't hate everything and everyone. Also he may be inbred.
British person: I'm British, Where are you from?
American "half-human": I am an American and so have the right to carry and gun and rape my chickens.
*British and French run quickly for fear of being shot by mentally unstable man who managed to pass the gun test*
by ismk February 20, 2008
1. (Formal) A resident of the Americas, most commonly used to name a citizen of the United States

2. (Real) As an American citizen, I hate calling myself an American, here are my reasons.

Americans are ignorant and respond to anything different from what they are accustomed to as being "stupid" or worse than theirs.

America's most favorite liquid is gasoline, which they eagerly feed over-sized vehicles

Americans cannot pronounce Rrr, they say are.

Americans cannot realize how stupid they actually are being and how limited their knowledge is.

Americans have no taste in culture, architecture, or any form of something other than fast food and television.

The American dream was long-ago demolished from its original European descents during the time of the founding fathers into an ignorant and tasteless existence in identical neighborhoods of the same homes, same cars, same food, etc that is saved from mass-suicide by television and stubborn nationalism.

All that being said please do realize that they are not truly horrible people, and this does not describe everyone who is a documented member of the USA.
I saw a guy who thought a bidet was a urinal and when I told him that was not what he thought it was he ridiculed it and described it as homosexual, naturally it ocurred to me to be an American.
by Ralph D. September 16, 2007
A citizen of the United States.

Use of the word is often a point of contention for Europeans, South Americans, and other Pussies in general.

Americans are stereotyped as fat, lazy, or Imperialist.
"Fat" due to getting off their ass and Work for a living, instead of relying on government to shit them a meal from the minute conditions are 100% ideal.

"Lazy" due to the fact the United States is the most productive nation on the Entire damned planet Per Capita AND GDP, and the average U.S. worker pulls more hours than any Fucking lazyass country in Europe. (Look it the fuck up.)
I suppose that debunks that load of retarded european horse shit entirely.

Americans are referred to as "imperialists" because in 200 years they accomplished more than europe put together.

They are called imperialists for their tradition of warring with democracies. Wait... we've never Gone to war with a democracy? Well I'll be damned. Guess that seperates us from alot of other countries then.

While Europeans are busy with a fantasy of having the next Hitler or Stalin's cock up in their asshole, Americans ruin their dream by bombing their boyfriend straight to hell before they can become a threat to world peace. Like it should be.

"Americans" arrived from the fact that 2 entire continents-worth of other countries either do not really fucking matter, or is ruled by a form of dictatorship and live as pathetic cringing slave pussies.

Much like West and Eastern europe, really.
European: I Hate Amerikkka!
European really thinking: American, why don't you guys just let us get conquered already. I Like being a bitch, dammit.
by American Exeptionalism March 04, 2010
somebody who thinks that the super bowl is the most important sports event in the world even though most of the world does not even know what American football is!
an American: the whole world is gonna watch the super bowl tonight!
me: Gross! why on earth do you think America is the whole world??!!
by andy_88 August 08, 2008
People that stereo type all other ethnicities and nationalities.
A closed mind bigot that resides on the North American continent. A person hated by all other countries because Americans invade them and kill their innocent people.
Chinese Man: "Hey man, you wanna go grab some choy fun or some spare ribs and get a few drinks at Uncle Tso's Fortune cuisine tonight?"

American Man: "fuck no, I don't like chinese food, they probably cookin cats up in there!"

Chinese Man: "well then go fuck yourself, you bigot stereotypical, racist american cunt!"
by DragonBigBall-Z April 16, 2008
See 'Cunts'. Americans love: corporations, greed, ignorance, loudness. They have produced excellent music and some good movies.
See that American? It loves everything that is wrong with this world.
by chevystheman February 16, 2007
asshole, shit ass, morons
Man: hey! dont be an american!
by ammar.m July 26, 2006
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