There are two types, stereotypical and the ones that don't show up in media
STEREOTYPICAL: Overweight men who watch football and play football all day; Anorexic girls who just want to party and be like their idol, Pairs Hilton. Also people who over spend like crazy
OTHERS: The kind that actually put thought into what they say, are proud to be American for the opportunities they have here and the history of those opportunities, the kind who work hard for every friggin ass penny they can get, the kind of people that started this country

Yeah, sure we all overspend at least occasionally, and we probably all have fun being lazy at least once in awhile, and yeah we love our cars, but at least 55% of us have a heart
Yeah, I'm proud to be a non-dumbshit American
by be_sacred December 12, 2010
Seriously, people of non-american heritage we're not all like that. Many of us actually hate our president and wish he'd walk into oncoming traffic. WE also believe that this war with Iraq is pointless and want to put a stop to it. Also, most of the people I grew up with only ate shitty McDonald's because our parents were too poor to buy both good food AND the drugs of their choice. I hope someday that American POLITICS and some whacked-out-crazy assholes will realize that America isn't the best country in the world. Someday, I'll leave America to travel to the most beautiful and interesting countries and I hope that I won't be hated (or loved, eek!) for being American.
non-american: Stupid Americans!
me: W-why? *commence sadness and possible crying* Why can't we all just get along!

Eek! Don't hate me! I'm nice, really! I like kitties... and skittles.... I always try to remember to turn off the lights when I'm not using it and I hate littering and... um, DON'T HATE ME!!! Please.
by Jaz'min February 13, 2008
An American is English, French, Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish,
Russian, Greek, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese,
Japanese, Australian, Iranian, Asian, Arab, Pakistani, or Afghan.
An American is Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, or Muslim. An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming
to speak for God.
An American is from the most prosperous land in the history of the world.
The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of Independence,
which recognizes the God given right of each man and woman to the pursuit of

An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other
nation in the world in their time of need. When Afghanistan was overrun by
the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans came with arms and supplies to
enable the people to win back their country. As of the morning of September
11, Americans had given more than any other nation to the poor in
Afghanistan. The best products, the best books, the best music, the best
food, the best athletes.
So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did. So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and every bloodthirsty tyrant in the
history of the world. But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself.
Because Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. They
are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom.

(Edited to fit in U.D.)
1.Americans aren't just from the United States of America

2. person1- where are you from
person 2- The United States
Person 1- so you are an ignorant prick
Person2- no, not at all
by fesagesa March 22, 2010
Many different people think of americans as fat, stupid, and oblivious to the real outside world. but arent we all people, but just living in a different place? i can safely say that not all americans are like that. alot of us care about other people and the enviroment. i really dont like the president, but can we help that the biggest state here is texas?
americans come in different colors shapes, sizes, and mindsets.
so please, before you judge us...
1) not all of us our egotistical jerks

2)were not all fat...many of the people I know are painfully thin.

3)I think that the reason people see americans as fat, stupid, rich, and totally impolite is becuase they met my brother.
by RandomPanda July 11, 2008
The North Americans, South Americans, Caucasian Americans, African Americans, Asian Americans, Native Americans, etc.
It's a mixed land of different ethnic backgrounds and such.
by Cyndane March 19, 2005
NOTE: This only applies to the Americans who play Call of Duty on their PS3's and Xbox's and eat non-stop, because apart from them American people are very likeable.

1)A twat or idiot that thinks they are better than the the rest of the world, usually because they spell 'mum' with an 'o'.

2)Likes all the breasts, and strip clubs.

3)Also somebody who is too busy eating burgers at fast food places or playing Call of Duty 4 online with their Xbox getting their ass kicked by the British.
1)•American: we spel mom wit a o bcoz dat makes us kl 4 perfectin da langwidj
•American: The British invented the muskets but we upgraded them to high power guns la la la we rule and we are invincible and we can beat anyone
Brit: Well we gave you the musket, plus, 911, HAHA.

2)•American: Come to our strip clubz because we have silicon titties and big boobies and they are all fake

3)•American: Sorry I'm too busy stuffing my face to go fight in the war oh no but we helped save everybody in the world wars
WWII Allied countries: Yeah and you came late for both of them
•American: oh no im playing call of duty the americans are the bestest ever
Brit: In Call of Duty 4 the Marines DIE and the S.A.S. survive, so up yours.
American: ur mom

by Jaymz™ May 28, 2008
Human beings who laugh, cry, create. They are just as capable and have just as much potential and soul as anyone else. They have families, they have lives, they have homes, they have worries, they have emotions. Human beings who are just like anybody else but who are largely discriminated against solely because they are from the United States. Being an American is not easy and it most certainly is not always fun. People who think they are nationalistic don't understand that they need to be patriotic now more than ever, because it's what keeps their spirits up and gives them hope.
"All Americans are stupid, stubborn, obese, arrogant, and think they're awesome because they're from America. Americans are all a bunch of jerks."

"Wow, you sound like a self-centered, ignorant fuck who has no idea what he/she is talking about."
by DerpGirl August 20, 2011
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