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Someone who cant point where China is on the world map

Someone who cant name all 5 members of the UN Security Coucil

Someone who cant name all G20 members

Someone from a country that makes the best movies in the world.

Someone who loves spending tons of money on cheap fake products imported from China that imitates their own country's product

Someone who redefines individualism and takes it to the next level

Someone from a country with the hottest chicks in the world but somehow settles for lesser chicks in some poor third world countries

Someone who shares the same birthplace as Miley Cyrus
German: Guten Tag, ich heisse Schmitz.
American: .... Wassup!
German: Wie heissen Sie?
American: .... err, wassup?

American: Where are you from?
Indonesian: Im from Indonesia
American: Oh. Where is that?
Indonesian: You know Bali?

American: YEAH. So Indonesia is like in Bali?
Indonesian: -_-" No. Bali is in Indonesia.

Indian: Name a country that starts with 'A'
AMerican: America!

Indian: Im from Asia
American: No youre not. you dont look asian

American: THe Capital city of Asia is China

At "Global Young Leaders" Conference in New York, 2007
American: SO how do you connect to the outside world? Do you have the internet? Do you know what internet is?
Do you live in mudhuts?
Indonesian: Oh so thats what you call the thing you connect to from my blackberry.

American: Whats a blackberry?
Indonesian: Its like an iPhone but better
American: REALLY? do they have it in the mall? Do you know what a mall is?
Annoyed Indonesian: Yes. WE have more malls in Jakarta than the entire state of california
AMerican: Where is Jakarta
Annoyed Indonesian: *turns and walk towards the british*
by United States and America December 15, 2010
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a person who, judging by all the other comments, doesn't appreciate funny stereotypes.
non-american: all americans are fat.
american: what? i'll going to shot you with my gun whilst eating this burger and send you to hell with the devil!
by nobbybrace November 06, 2009
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Burger lovin, arrogant slappin, ape like creatures that live under rocks and can often be seen swimming out to see to catch mermaids.
European: Look at dat american, he be swimming like a flid

Other European: Let's entice him with some KFC.

European: Hot damn! Dude.

Other European: Bet he be swimmin for Europe to try and sell some shite.

Other European: You stick your foot on his head and drown dat yank

European: Hot Diggity! You bet dude
by Jeff Clarke January 18, 2012
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Usually an American is a moderately intelligent person (usually associated with the U.S.A.) who lacks all common sense of self fault. Arrogant most of the time and feels that their country is better than all else (even though they are coming close to an end as a nation) I know this very well because I am an "American" though at many times i prefer the term individual.
When Obama passes this health bill, american's which have an inability to admit fault, will drastically shorten the time left of their nation.
by Distraught January 01, 2010
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By what i've readen here the most of Americans are sleazy and pederast guys and dopes.
Guy#1: Do you like sex, alcohol and drugs?
Yankee: Yes, I'm American.
by joaopedrous October 06, 2012
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Technically, Americans are simply people from the Americas- i.e. North America or South America. Very commonly used specifically to people from the USA.

The United States of America is probably one of the most bashed countries, if not the #1 most bashed. Many people say Americans are ignorant, overweight, rude, etc. First off, yes, some are, that's true... but not everyone from there! Most people who comment in this way about Americans have really never even been to the US nor met an American. Or, someone meets an American that is a prick and then goes off and takes it all out on every American. That sure is fair.
Look, an American, he's from the Americas!
by Mowry136 August 30, 2014
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1. A language spoken in the United stated, derived from English that developed through the usage of various regional terms such as:

a. Main street USA: rock-n-roll, slurpee, bud(weiser), dude, dudett, disco-sucks, bro, broski, brodenski, christian values, french benefits, Fox News, intelligent design, black conservative, Tea Party, progressive politics, white-collar trash, hanging chad, the 'facts', coke (the drug), coke, jazzy, nigger, picnic def. 9 UD, white trash, pedophile, restraint, a moment of quiet reflection.
b. Irreducible hillbilly talk: yeller, tard, har, rooaaad, shine, white-lightnin, white-paar, git‘er-dun, fried hog, fried butta, hang 'em, ignernt.
c. The ghetto: wat-up homie, don't make me bone you ho, partay, playa, po-po, 5-O, chronic, crack, cracker, crack-pipe, crack-ho, pimpin ain't easy, breastesies, juice (aka kool-aide).
d. East LA: taco, burrito, fuck-it holmes, low-rider, manana, puto, no-speek-english, tamale, la migra, get in the back foo!, Santana, restraining order, I ain't Puerto Rican S.A., whats-up cellie.
e. New York City: cabbie, fo-get-about-it, you gonna eat that, soup-nazi, Coco, Trump, fuck-you-honky, no... fuck-you-nigger, I'm Puerto Rican foo!, pizza, yo.
f. San Francisco: gay, straight, queer, Cher, Rice-A-Roni, kazillion, drag-queen, I'm Puerto Rican silly.

2. The people that speak american.

3. A product or technology developed expressing the values of the american people.
Usage:

1. Jimbo: "Those messacans outta lern 'american' before they let 'em thru that fence.

Jefferson: "That may be Jimbo, but it don't take much to pick tamaydahs, after a good wollupin'"

Jimbo: "Still... lernin 'american' outta be a law, like lernin the pledge or prayin in school."

2. While the yank toured Europe he insisted on being called an American.

3. Jimbo: "This here's american son, you wont find this quality in a Jap bike. Now pass me that wrench, will ya boy."
by PlanetBJR December 31, 2010
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