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A legal citizen of the United States of America.

Americans have some of the richest cultural traditions in the entire world. There are even separate cultures within cultures.

For example, look at the differences between the American South and New England; these places are very different from one another, ranging from the way they talk to the food they eat to the majority-religion. Then look into the different cultures of the people in each region, Southern Blacks differentiate from Southern Whites, and both of them differentiate from New Englanders.

Even though we have many differences, we are united under a cultural blanket filled with unyielding national pride and patriotism that you European fucks could only dream of having.

We know that people across the world are racist against us, but they look the other way when we tell them about our first class universities and the encouragement from all sides to think free-spiritedly. They ignore the fact that Americans have done more good for the world than almost all others. They don't hear about how we donate more money to suffering people all over the world than dozens of countries put together. They don't care about all of the good things we do, just the bullshit.

Americans are talked about all over the world; if you're an American, try it; go to some weird country and see what the people say to you.

We know that most of the world is racist against us, but what the fuck do we care? Where do you live?
Traveling American: (at a bar in Singapore) Can I have a beer?

Singaporean bartender: Oh, you're American? ...(some time later)... Over here we say you're fat and stupid, what do you say about us?

Traveling American: Uh... we don't really have any opinions about you...
by MyBodyHurts July 31, 2008
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If you are american you incredibly awesome.
Americanism can not be replaced with any other nationality. You have to be pure bred american in order to be as incredibly awesome as all other americans
That kid is soooo cool, he must be american.
by sam muller February 09, 2007
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Burger lovin, arrogant slappin, ape like creatures that live under rocks and can often be seen swimming out to see to catch mermaids.
European: Look at dat american, he be swimming like a flid

Other European: Let's entice him with some KFC.

European: Hot damn! Dude.

Other European: Bet he be swimmin for Europe to try and sell some shite.

Other European: You stick your foot on his head and drown dat yank

European: Hot Diggity! You bet dude
by Jeff Clarke January 18, 2012
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Someone who cant point where China is on the world map

Someone who cant name all 5 members of the UN Security Coucil

Someone who cant name all G20 members

Someone from a country that makes the best movies in the world.

Someone who loves spending tons of money on cheap fake products imported from China that imitates their own country's product

Someone who redefines individualism and takes it to the next level

Someone from a country with the hottest chicks in the world but somehow settles for lesser chicks in some poor third world countries

Someone who shares the same birthplace as Miley Cyrus
German: Guten Tag, ich heisse Schmitz.
American: .... Wassup!
German: Wie heissen Sie?
American: .... err, wassup?

American: Where are you from?
Indonesian: Im from Indonesia
American: Oh. Where is that?
Indonesian: You know Bali?

American: YEAH. So Indonesia is like in Bali?
Indonesian: -_-" No. Bali is in Indonesia.

Indian: Name a country that starts with 'A'
AMerican: America!

Indian: Im from Asia
American: No youre not. you dont look asian

American: THe Capital city of Asia is China

At "Global Young Leaders" Conference in New York, 2007
American: SO how do you connect to the outside world? Do you have the internet? Do you know what internet is?
Do you live in mudhuts?
Indonesian: Oh so thats what you call the thing you connect to from my blackberry.

American: Whats a blackberry?
Indonesian: Its like an iPhone but better
American: REALLY? do they have it in the mall? Do you know what a mall is?
Annoyed Indonesian: Yes. WE have more malls in Jakarta than the entire state of california
AMerican: Where is Jakarta
Annoyed Indonesian: *turns and walk towards the british*
by United States and America December 15, 2010
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1. Anyone born in the american continent (americas)
2. citizen of a beautiful country located between Mexico and Canada.
3. A way of thinking, good in the sense that itdrives indutrious, hard working disciplined people. Bad in that it also limits understanding of other cultures and suppresses interest in learning other things different.

Americans are great people, I have traveled all over their country's vast and beautiful territory, they are kind and in general happy to live their lives, patriotic and proud of their country as they should be. The first love of my life was an american girl incredibly smart and stunningly beautiful.They have a strong culture and traditions.
The problem is that alot of americans have earned the abd reputation they have nowadays. They are ignorant and too arogant to learn or acknowledge their mistakes. A lot of american tourists are rude condescending and filthy. Many travel on spring break to other countries to piss on their cultures, soil their beaches and offend the locals.
yes It is the money spent in these countries by americans that help the host countries economy in some cases it's the main source of income for many families but that doesn't give them the right to just go around raping culture.They come to restaurants and order food that's not on the m,enu or are allergic to coriander or nuts!
A lot of americans also have the silly idea that god has blessed them in particular, little do they realise that god has left mankind a long time ago and he has no favourites.
They also have wierd concepts like "terrorism", "personal space","jesus camp".

In general they are very smilar to other countries but they have a wierd society structure, problems in highschools, bullying so tough that it causes kids to shoot each other. They are culturaly very diverse but their different ethnic groups tend to alienate themselves.
They have all this food and they waste so much, they think of the darndest things like all you can eat restaurants that for less than 10 bucks you can eat all kinds of food, dteaks, prawns, chicken, pizza, salads desserts and yet they will take a few bites out of one plate and then go for a different one and all that food is just thrwn away in the end.
they do funny things like elect terminator for governor.

Americans are hated all over thanks world for what their government has done to every single country . Let it be the wars and bombings or the econnomical invasion with the transantionals that force countries to buy american products instead of their own. The insaciable thirst for oil, the unilateral "free" trade agreements and so on.

I like americans, I've lived in the US on various occations and the americans i know will always be good friends of mine, they are people that love other countries as well and respect different cultures. Yes, many didn't know the names of the canadian and mexican presidents or in what year columbus discovered america or what really happened in ww1 and ww2 but that doesn't make them bad people.
In particular I will always remember my first love: Azure.

p.s. In a way you have to understand that they are arrogant because they have a bit of an identity problem, they come from all over the world, they don't know anything about the world and their country doesn't even have a real name.
Ex 1:

person1:Damian is a cool guy, a bit strange but he is alright.

person2:He's got a bit of an accent, Where's he from?

person1:He's american.

person2: Really? never would've guessed, he is pretty fucking cool.

Ex2:
person1: those american bastards are pissing on the beach!!
person2: yes, they are the same ones that were treating the waitress at the hotel like shit yesterday.
person1: let's go kick their ass!
by Mexican philosopher January 12, 2007
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A person whos from america, heres some ways of spotting one:
1. their mostly obese. (all the burger king food)
2. they have the dumbest accents.
3. they always seem to think that their the best people ever. (they arent)
4. they have money called 'dollars'
5. they over-tip
6. they have an obbession with fast foods including, burgers, chips (which they call 'fries')(also called freedom fries), thats about it.
7. half of them are christian physcopaths.
8. their president is a total nutter, (millions of people hate him) and hes called bush, =.= nuf said.
9. they think all muslims are terrorists.
fat american1: hey! wanna go get some burgers and fries?
fat american2: yeah sure!
fat american3 sees a man with a towl on his head: HOLY MOLY ITS A TERRORIST!!!!!! D:
guy with towl on head: <_< oh great.
fat american1&2&3 call '911'
THERES A TERRORIST AND HES GONNA KILL US , HE HAS A BOMB, ITS A REPEAT OF 9/11,

fat-ass 'cops' come: FREEZE!
towl headed guy: O_o i was just getting some burgers...
fat-ass 'cops' get out pepper spray and spray man in face, pushing him into the police car: your going away for a loong time!
towl headed guy: oh ffs this is the 7th time this week. =.=
by brit girl. August 30, 2010
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a person who, judging by all the other comments, doesn't appreciate funny stereotypes.
non-american: all americans are fat.
american: what? i'll going to shot you with my gun whilst eating this burger and send you to hell with the devil!
by nobbybrace November 06, 2009
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