American is when you talk slang on the internet.
REDfren101: hey buddy whats up
AMERICAN: yo der supa buddi, nuffin much u
REDfren101: umm.. what happened to you
AMERICAN: i b jus talkin american wit a playa
REDfren101: oh ok. i b guessin daz coo wit me
by MR. FROST August 21, 2007
1. Greatest Beings On Earth

2. The brunt of everyone's insults and ignorance because they are so jealous of the American people

3. Home of many idiots (liberals), but also many of the most intelligent people on the planet.

4. People residing in the most powerful country in this world that just so happens to play the vigilante on a planet where the other country's she's saving are ungracious bastards who seem to would rather have terrorists bomb the fuck out of their country than America's intervention. This is quite possibly why America's the best, and not them.

5. People that attend the best universities in the world. Yale, Harvard, West Point, Columbia, etc.

6. The people who have invented more useful technological advancements than any others (except for Israel) and have created your way of life

7. The heros still protecting your ungrateful arse no matter how often you spit at them or insult them or run your ignorant, fat mouth. (That goes for liberal Americans and twats from other countries)

8. The nationality that I wish I was because I'm so fucking embarrassed of how idiotic Europeans are becoming. The other entries for this word are just even more proof of that, aside from appeasing in every possible way to enemy threats. Just like Neville Chamberlain did. It's going to take 100,000 innocent people dead to get your bloody heads out of your arses.
1. Briton: Wow, who is that amazing bloke who's just reeking with brilliance?

Bystander: "Why, it must be an American!"

2. Briton: FECKIN' AMERICANS BEIN' ALL FREE, WHO ARE THEY TO HAVE MONEY AND POWER COS THEY'VE WORKED SO HARD TO BECOME WHO THEY ARE TODAY?

American: Well, not being socialists helped...

3. American liberal: "Omg guyz u totally have to end the warz man, ppl r dieing like tht nvr happens in wars and its not helpign iraqis or anything who are begging us to stay!"

American Intellectual: "We will assist them at all possible costs because like us, they are human beings as well, who would like to preserve and better their way of life."

4. Briton: "Oh, let Saddam use chemical weapons on us better than being politically incorrect by stopping him!"

American: *stops saddam behind briton's back in order to save his innocent people*

Briton: "OYE FUCK YOU YA LYING BASTARD!"

5. Briton: "Aye I dropped secondary the first moment I had the chance and joined a garage band instead cos we idolize feckin divvies like Peter Doherty"

American: "Well, I respect your decision. But I, on the other hand, decided to further my education at Yale after high school."

6. American: "Yay, we perfected microsoft and computers, and hybrid cars, etc, etc, etc. What'd you do?"

Briton: "Well, I made some really good tarts last night..."

7. See #3 and #4

8. See all
by BlueTrousers June 13, 2010
Something you do not fuck with!
Ted: Holy shit is he american?
He: Your fucking right I am!
by FlossyMango December 22, 2009
A person from the United States (a boss country). Someone who is usually pretty chill, educated, and likes to have a good time.
Anyone who hates on Americans can suck a fat dick! Like it or not the Americans run the music industry, olympics, wall street, they have the strongest military in the whole world, hell, our government even runs the mothafuckin planet!
by brits are cool 2. cept chavs. January 27, 2010
A person whos from america, heres some ways of spotting one:
1. their mostly obese. (all the burger king food)
2. they have the dumbest accents.
3. they always seem to think that their the best people ever. (they arent)
4. they have money called 'dollars'
5. they over-tip
6. they have an obbession with fast foods including, burgers, chips (which they call 'fries')(also called freedom fries), thats about it.
7. half of them are christian physcopaths.
8. their president is a total nutter, (millions of people hate him) and hes called bush, =.= nuf said.
9. they think all muslims are terrorists.
fat american1: hey! wanna go get some burgers and fries?
fat american2: yeah sure!
fat american3 sees a man with a towl on his head: HOLY MOLY ITS A TERRORIST!!!!!! D:
guy with towl on head: <_< oh great.
fat american1&2&3 call '911'
THERES A TERRORIST AND HES GONNA KILL US , HE HAS A BOMB, ITS A REPEAT OF 9/11,

fat-ass 'cops' come: FREEZE!
towl headed guy: O_o i was just getting some burgers...
fat-ass 'cops' get out pepper spray and spray man in face, pushing him into the police car: your going away for a loong time!
towl headed guy: oh ffs this is the 7th time this week. =.=
by brit girl. August 30, 2010
The name of a mostly European import living on a big continent divided in two geographical parts: South America, and North America.
_"Hi, I am from Uruguay."
_"All right, you're American?"
_ "Si"
by Jean Culeianq February 03, 2004
Usually an American is a moderately intelligent person (usually associated with the U.S.A.) who lacks all common sense of self fault. Arrogant most of the time and feels that their country is better than all else (even though they are coming close to an end as a nation) I know this very well because I am an "American" though at many times i prefer the term individual.
When Obama passes this health bill, american's which have an inability to admit fault, will drastically shorten the time left of their nation.
by Distraught January 01, 2010

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