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Everyone from the western hemisphere who brag about having every single race in them especially the US. Like there is this American idiot who kept bragging that some of his family's relative were from Barbados, and he does not even know where Barbados is. I think he only heard Barbados from Rihanna's mouth. some Americans don't know where the rest of the world is. some just like this idiot even think Jerusalem is in the sky and the place where Jesus was born on earth is currently in Heaven.
Yeah I am talking to you American Earl H.
by LouiseL3 January 15, 2010
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While several have said the most obvious fat, stupid, wasteful, rich and racist. I'll add a few new ones to all those hateful, ugly comments.
Americans are truly for the most part caring and giving people. Most people wish they could be American. There are thousands, maybe even millions of foreigners who try every year to get that coveted citizenship.
Most are tolerant, but there comes a time when enough is enough, that being said it is almost the norm to bash Americans and if an American show any sense of pride they are labeled a dreaded "Ugly American"
Americans are for the majority the complete opposite of the bible thumping hick stereotype.
Americans are of various races, religions and cultures a young country that is better than the countries who consistently bash them yet ask for our help when their pathetic and lousy asses can't get their shit together!
Americans can handle being called every negative name in the book by citizens of countries that are suppose to be allies. Some of these foreigners are in the US spouting their hate and they wonder why we don't like them????
It seems as if being a "super" power is not so super. If it means dealing with bs like anti-american rants. Americans just plain kick ass. It is just fact. Anyone who is an American basher is nothing but a lowlife piece of trash who only wishes they could be the shit coming out of an Americans ass. To those Americans who are ashamed of being American go fuck yourself. And to the other Americans keep Rockin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1.This kicks ass!! This is American!
2.Oh no! My country is in trouble! we need help call an American!
by mori10 February 16, 2008
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Ted: Holy shit is he american?
He: Your fucking right I am!
by FlossyMango December 22, 2009
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1. Greatest Beings On Earth

2. The brunt of everyone's insults and ignorance because they are so jealous of the American people

3. Home of many idiots (liberals), but also many of the most intelligent people on the planet.

4. People residing in the most powerful country in this world that just so happens to play the vigilante on a planet where the other country's she's saving are ungracious bastards who seem to would rather have terrorists bomb the fuck out of their country than America's intervention. This is quite possibly why America's the best, and not them.

5. People that attend the best universities in the world. Yale, Harvard, West Point, Columbia, etc.

6. The people who have invented more useful technological advancements than any others (except for Israel) and have created your way of life

7. The heros still protecting your ungrateful arse no matter how often you spit at them or insult them or run your ignorant, fat mouth. (That goes for liberal Americans and twats from other countries)

8. The nationality that I wish I was because I'm so fucking embarrassed of how idiotic Europeans are becoming. The other entries for this word are just even more proof of that, aside from appeasing in every possible way to enemy threats. Just like Neville Chamberlain did. It's going to take 100,000 innocent people dead to get your bloody heads out of your arses.
1. Briton: Wow, who is that amazing bloke who's just reeking with brilliance?

Bystander: "Why, it must be an American!"

2. Briton: FECKIN' AMERICANS BEIN' ALL FREE, WHO ARE THEY TO HAVE MONEY AND POWER COS THEY'VE WORKED SO HARD TO BECOME WHO THEY ARE TODAY?

American: Well, not being socialists helped...

3. American liberal: "Omg guyz u totally have to end the warz man, ppl r dieing like tht nvr happens in wars and its not helpign iraqis or anything who are begging us to stay!"

American Intellectual: "We will assist them at all possible costs because like us, they are human beings as well, who would like to preserve and better their way of life."

4. Briton: "Oh, let Saddam use chemical weapons on us better than being politically incorrect by stopping him!"

American: *stops saddam behind briton's back in order to save his innocent people*

Briton: "OYE FUCK YOU YA LYING BASTARD!"

5. Briton: "Aye I dropped secondary the first moment I had the chance and joined a garage band instead cos we idolize feckin divvies like Peter Doherty"

American: "Well, I respect your decision. But I, on the other hand, decided to further my education at Yale after high school."

6. American: "Yay, we perfected microsoft and computers, and hybrid cars, etc, etc, etc. What'd you do?"

Briton: "Well, I made some really good tarts last night..."

7. See #3 and #4

8. See all
by BlueTrousers June 13, 2010
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Usually what you call yourself if you were born in North America. So many young people are spoiled and ungrateful for the roof over their heads, their paid-for education, and the fact that they can just walk into the kitchen and be full. So many people slack in school and would rather party and enjoy their youth instead of think about their futures and how that will impact the lives of their children someday. We can be shallow, uninterested in the rest of the world around us, ignorant and just plain stupid.
But not all Americans drive a Mustang, wear five pounds of make-up on their faces, stuff their faces, or play Xbox until 3 a.m. We don't all speak one language,(I'm on my way to speaking four) and yes, some of us hated Bush as much as you did. Some people are incredibly intelligent, some actually having ambition, aiming to study at the most prestigious schools in the country like Yale, Harvard, and Stanford. Obesity is a major problem here, but so are anorexia and bulimia, especially inteen girls. We call Futbol soccer, and American Football, Football. Calling soccer Futbol here will make people think you mean American Football, because Real Madrid is definitely not an American Football team here. I don't understand the American Football craze;being of Latino descent I do understand the FUTBOL craze, and if you ask around, yes some people can actually name five European club teams.
Why do us Americans only dream of traveling to France and Italy? Both beautiful places, but why not open our eyes and see the other places we can discover, like Argentina, Columbia, Japan, Brazil, Mexico, Dominican Republic, South Africa, Fiji, Egypt, Portugal, Ghana and Spain? Its a big world and living in a single culture all your life is as boring as The Hills.
by Percyomadridista January 11, 2011
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1. An individual from the continent of the americas

2. A term of nationality for a United States citizen, a nation who's population approximates 70% of western europe. Certain states within said nation are larger and more densly populated than many countries within Western Europe, which makes travel within and particularly outside of the nation monetarily prohibative for approximately 50% of the population. For that percentage, governmental working standards do not provide paid holiday remotely simiar to world standards (10 days per year.) These conditions prohibit experience outside of a limited sphere and therefore perpetuate ignorance and indifference. This results in the unfortunate election and re-election of a system who maintains these standards in the name of 'patriotism' and 'freedom;' whilst never really providing either iconic ideal. This group maintains psychological function by instituting self-protecting biases of uniqueness and self importance to maintain integrity, and anything that threatens it is fiercly defended against, furthering the vicious circle. Perhaps after witnessing certain evidential and undeniable mistakes of their chosen system of rule, the population will over time begin to realize that the government is providing more regulations than freedoms and will moderate their opinions accordingly. With the passage of time, perhaps these citizens can accept, and be accepted to a place among the world's great nations, rather than claiming their right as the 'best.'
I am an american (from the south, no less) and I'm proud of my diverse and world aware 50%. I don't believe the US is the best country in the world, however, I don't believe the rest of the world has the right to take the piss on 'americans' for choices half of us didn't make and don't agree with, especially when their understanding is limited and often misinformed.
by Erin82 November 29, 2005
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The ultimate center of steriotypes. Steriotyped as unintelligent, obese, and corrupt toward other countries. Of course, there are people like this is in America, but you will find them elsewhere, too. Also catagorized as redneck, demanding, bitchy (in males and females,) and spell terribly, but these are not as common.
Look at that fat American girl over there telling her Dad in a bitchy way how she got an F on her report card in a redneck voice!

Wow, she really gives that country a bad name.
by The American who is mad April 25, 2011
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