*A citizen of America.
*A person living in America.
*A person having the personality of an american.

By nature, an american is a good person rife with spirit, and is compassionate about wanting to make something of his/her life.
"I'm an american, dammit!"
by Dave March 31, 2004
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A word used to describe some of the richest and most powerful people in the world. Americans are most often mistaken as fat, because of there overweight british ancestors. Truly though, they are rather skinny, have perfect teeth, and amazing beauty. Many Americans like to joke about Muslims and nothing else, oddly they are very friendly to the rest of the world. Such as donating money or even sending in troops to save other parts of the world.
The only other people in the world that can be defined as true Americans are Canadians. For the United States and Canada are truly the best nations in the world.
by Rich American March 02, 2010
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*A person born in the United States Of America.
*A legal resident of the United States Of America.
*A personality.
"Ah'm an american, dammit."
-that hick from Beavis & Butthead.....what was his name? He was their neighbor.
by Dave January 16, 2004
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A nationality of people from the continent America, mainly used when refering to those from the USA. Although the country was colonized very recently in comparison to the civilised world. As reflected in their people, the country rapidly grew in size to become one of the largest presences in the modern world, this was mainly due to the over indulgence in the vast resources pilfered from around them.

The re-colonization of the Americas was mainly from European countries the main ones being Britain, Spain, France and the Netherlands.
From the lips of a Briton:
"We have done some bad things in our time, we sent our criminals to Austrailia, and our stupid people to America. Unfortunately, it was found that a great number of convicts were later found to have not commited the crime."
by Dave the Rave February 12, 2004
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Everyone from the western hemisphere who brag about having every single race in them especially the US. Like there is this American idiot who kept bragging that some of his family's relative were from Barbados, and he does not even know where Barbados is. I think he only heard Barbados from Rihanna's mouth. some Americans don't know where the rest of the world is. some just like this idiot even think Jerusalem is in the sky and the place where Jesus was born on earth is currently in Heaven.
Yeah I am talking to you American Earl H.
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While several have said the most obvious fat, stupid, wasteful, rich and racist. I'll add a few new ones to all those hateful, ugly comments.
Americans are truly for the most part caring and giving people. Most people wish they could be American. There are thousands, maybe even millions of foreigners who try every year to get that coveted citizenship.
Most are tolerant, but there comes a time when enough is enough, that being said it is almost the norm to bash Americans and if an American show any sense of pride they are labeled a dreaded "Ugly American"
Americans are for the majority the complete opposite of the bible thumping hick stereotype.
Americans are of various races, religions and cultures a young country that is better than the countries who consistently bash them yet ask for our help when their pathetic and lousy asses can't get their shit together!
Americans can handle being called every negative name in the book by citizens of countries that are suppose to be allies. Some of these foreigners are in the US spouting their hate and they wonder why we don't like them????
It seems as if being a "super" power is not so super. If it means dealing with bs like anti-american rants. Americans just plain kick ass. It is just fact. Anyone who is an American basher is nothing but a lowlife piece of trash who only wishes they could be the shit coming out of an Americans ass. To those Americans who are ashamed of being American go fuck yourself. And to the other Americans keep Rockin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1.This kicks ass!! This is American!
2.Oh no! My country is in trouble! we need help call an American!
by mori10 February 16, 2008
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1. Greatest Beings On Earth

2. The brunt of everyone's insults and ignorance because they are so jealous of the American people

3. Home of many idiots (liberals), but also many of the most intelligent people on the planet.

4. People residing in the most powerful country in this world that just so happens to play the vigilante on a planet where the other country's she's saving are ungracious bastards who seem to would rather have terrorists bomb the fuck out of their country than America's intervention. This is quite possibly why America's the best, and not them.

5. People that attend the best universities in the world. Yale, Harvard, West Point, Columbia, etc.

6. The people who have invented more useful technological advancements than any others (except for Israel) and have created your way of life

7. The heros still protecting your ungrateful arse no matter how often you spit at them or insult them or run your ignorant, fat mouth. (That goes for liberal Americans and twats from other countries)

8. The nationality that I wish I was because I'm so fucking embarrassed of how idiotic Europeans are becoming. The other entries for this word are just even more proof of that, aside from appeasing in every possible way to enemy threats. Just like Neville Chamberlain did. It's going to take 100,000 innocent people dead to get your bloody heads out of your arses.
1. Briton: Wow, who is that amazing bloke who's just reeking with brilliance?

Bystander: "Why, it must be an American!"


American: Well, not being socialists helped...

3. American liberal: "Omg guyz u totally have to end the warz man, ppl r dieing like tht nvr happens in wars and its not helpign iraqis or anything who are begging us to stay!"

American Intellectual: "We will assist them at all possible costs because like us, they are human beings as well, who would like to preserve and better their way of life."

4. Briton: "Oh, let Saddam use chemical weapons on us better than being politically incorrect by stopping him!"

American: *stops saddam behind briton's back in order to save his innocent people*


5. Briton: "Aye I dropped secondary the first moment I had the chance and joined a garage band instead cos we idolize feckin divvies like Peter Doherty"

American: "Well, I respect your decision. But I, on the other hand, decided to further my education at Yale after high school."

6. American: "Yay, we perfected microsoft and computers, and hybrid cars, etc, etc, etc. What'd you do?"

Briton: "Well, I made some really good tarts last night..."

7. See #3 and #4

8. See all
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