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2.
Probablly the most bashed on country in the world.
Things you should know:

1. Yes, we are aware the term "American" can be used for anyone living in North or South America. The term "British" can be used for someone from Scottland, Ireland, or England. What else do you want us to call ourselves, United-Statesians? Besides, I don't see you calling people from Brazil or Argentina or Cuba American anyways. Why should we?

2. Yes, we are aware our President shows serious signs of mental retardation. All goverments have their problems.

3. We're not stupid. We don't go around speaking "American", laughing at all other "American" speaking countries thinking they stole the idea from us.

4. We're not all crazy extremists or blind conservatives.

5. Your country probally produces almost as much pollution as ours, and seeing as the US is about 3,718,695 cm2 (9,631,420 km2; gasp! an American knowing about the metric system? unheard of!) large and has 302,431,000 citizens, we're not doing that bad.

6. Celsuis- Farheniet, Meters- feet, Pounds- killograms. Gallons- liters. We use both you know.

7. We don't hate all Canadians, Brits, Cubans, and Japaneese people. We don't think all Muslims are terrorists. No matter what Bush says, we most definitely don't eat "freedom fries". We don't all support Iraq. We don't think Pakistan is in Africa.

8. Just because we can't trace our ancestors in America back for 329 years, it doesn't mean we love our country less.

9. Patrioism is never a bad thing. Even if you lived in the crappiest country in the world, it's still your country.

10. No, we don't think everyone in the world celbrates July Fourth with us.

11. We don't eat McDonald's everyday or drive five cars.

12. Not everyone speaks like their from Texas. There are forty-nine other states you know.

13. We don't think we're better than you.

14. Lastly, half the people that bash us are allies with us. Our country has relations in more than half the world. Most likely, we're best friends.
British: "They're bloody pricks too. Look at Bush."

French: "Look at Iraq. What a dumb mistake."

American: "Dude, we know our president's an ass."
by Annoyed Yank September 12, 2007
 
22.
Added to every nationality possible in an attempt to make everyone politically correct. This is done even if the person's family has lived in America for centuries.
~African-American huh? What part of Africa?
-Philadelphia.

~Irish-American? When did you come over?
-I was born in Boston

There is no way to unify like making tiny differences painfully clear!
by King Of Yesterday March 17, 2007
 
23.
the less cultivated people in the world....most of the time fat and selfish....
What is the difference between an American and a potato?
Potato at least is cultivated...
by Picasso37 November 13, 2008
 
24.
An overweight individual without any manners, generally ignorant, and quite self centered. This individual is usually unaware of the fact that they are ignorant and believes that others are staring at them because they admire them, when in fact they are staring at them in disgust!
Hey Nigel, who is that fat slob over there with the cowboy hat shoving burgers down his throat?

Oh, he is an American!
by Nigel the Brit August 22, 2008
 
25.
1. A person that was born in the AMERICAN CONTINENT
2. People from the USA stole the term American and brainwashed a bunch of stupid people from other countries telling the, they are called Americans.

3.Ignorant people from the USA
1. Jose: ni hao! im from Mexico
chinese: OH so your American! fuck you!
2 Brit: hi There yank.
US asshole: I'm American!!
Brit: Fuck you, you are a fat and ignorant yank and nothing more
by therealamerican July 15, 2008
 
26.
An American is a fat arrogant bastard - usually armed to the teeth with guns and hamburgers - who hates everything and everyone who doesn't hate everything and everyone. Also he may be inbred.
British person: I'm British, Where are you from?
American "half-human": I am an American and so have the right to carry and gun and rape my chickens.
*British and French run quickly for fear of being shot by mentally unstable man who managed to pass the gun test*
by ismk February 20, 2008
 
27.
A native of the most despised nation on earth. Probably obscenely fat.
Person 1: "Look, there's one of the tiny number of Americans that's ever travelled abroad."
Person 2: "Christ, he's fat. I detest him, and his culture."
by Antiseptic August 16, 2007
 
28.
for some reason they are not the smartest compared to the Romanians.
About some things, Americans are incredibly stupid. For instance, I’ve kept an eye on science and religion related ignorance for years. 15% of Americans don’t know that the Earth revolves around the sun. Half of the people in the United States (an allegedly “Christian Nation”) can’t name Genesis as the first book in the Bible.
by master puwnage July 23, 2009