Someone who starts drinking before 5 pm.
"When did you start drinking?"
"Uh... bwuah nuh uh like... *vomit* like uh maybe 3 this afternoon."
"You're a real American Hero."
A man who willingly spends time with and puts up with a girl
who is high maintenance or has some other personality trait that is otherwise considered undesireable. These men are heros for saving other men from having to interact with these girls.
"Did you meet that crazy girl Lisa at the party this weekend.
Jose is an American hero for staying with her."