A country that everybody bashes because they hate to admit that it's better than their country. America is and for a long time will be the greatest nation the Earth has ever seen. With the most prestigious universities, hottest women (only exception: Brazil), richest people, and stunning cities (New York City is undeniably the best city in the world); America rules the planet. Don't hate the nation, hate the truth. ;)
American: and you hate me why?
European: because you're American.
American: what's wrong with that?
European: ........ugh....because you're better than me.
by escalade94 July 12, 2011
Its a nice country i guess. Some places may have a lot of fatties (south not the north you idiots) Some people may be assfucks and wear abercrombie and be all rich and shit. Its pretty nice at times. We have alot of emo kids. Most of us are a bit racist, even if its just a little. But hey, everyone has a little racism in them. We arent asses, and most of us hate america even though we live here. We are on the internet a lot. Canada says they invented everything known to man kind and theyre sooo proud to the point that its getting annoying. We have some of the most beautiful people (but usually theyre souless) Alot of people live here. New york city is famous and stuff like that. We had a faggot republican president who sent us into economic ruin. But we're working on fixing what those greedy republicans left behind. Overall, its pretty chill up here. So yea, america isnt so bad. Its only the dicksucking uneducated southerners that are fat...
also see (republicans suck)
some uneducated bitchface: OMG EVERYONE IN AMERICA IS FAT AND THAY LOVE BIG MAC HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOTS!!!!!

chill american girl: Well most of us are anorexic and dont eat so fuck off.

some uneducated bitchface: wow i shouldnt be so steriotypical and such an ass. well now i know about the awsomeness of america. thank you. :)
by sochill March 04, 2010
50% niggers, 10% mexicans that learn to swim, 20% hicks and 20% rednecks. The children are yolosweg and cool kid (click the links)
American: *picks cotton*
Guy: Whoa whoa, you'd better pick cotton faster because the cracker is coming.

American kid: *stands near wall and listens to heavy metal nodding head or whatever hes fucking doing there*
Guy: Hey kid i heard you got that 11 year old girl pregnant
American kid: Ya man but hey YOLO
by iRock2u November 24, 2014
An exclamation of bliss made loudly following incredible sex.
He worked this so good last night, he made me say America!

I'm gonna get you nekkid and make you say America!
by 1 Great American February 03, 2010
A place where the age of consent is 16, yet you can't watch a video with an F-word before 18...
America-No example needed
by Someguy53 September 16, 2015
The motherfucking hero, yo!
Yo dude, I'm the hero! ~America
by AphAmerica March 09, 2014
Here me, all ye assholes! America isn't full of complete retards like the rest of the world thinks it is.

Not everyone is obese here, either. If you're going to lose faith in Americans, just do as I did and lose faith in humanity as a whole.

Because let me tell you, the biggest idiots I've ever seen weren't from America.
America: Hey guys, uh, we actually aren't all obese idiots.

The rest of this godforsaken world: LOLOLOL YES YU RRRRRRRRRR MERICA SUKS N EVRY1 DAR IS STUPID!!!!1111!!ELEVEN!!1

Me: I just hope i live long enough to be able to move to a different planet.
by Chowder183 July 27, 2012

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