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Here me, all ye assholes! America isn't full of complete retards like the rest of the world thinks it is.

Not everyone is obese here, either. If you're going to lose faith in Americans, just do as I did and lose faith in humanity as a whole.

Because let me tell you, the biggest idiots I've ever seen weren't from America.
America: Hey guys, uh, we actually aren't all obese idiots.

The rest of this godforsaken world: LOLOLOL YES YU RRRRRRRRRR MERICA SUKS N EVRY1 DAR IS STUPID!!!!1111!!ELEVEN!!1

Me: I just hope i live long enough to be able to move to a different planet.
by Chowder183 July 27, 2012
 
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A place a lot of other countries hate, but when needed they turn to for help. Many other countries' problems are blamed on America unfairly, even though the U.S. creates more problems than solutions. It is un-liked by many countries. It is a country of freedom, promise, hope, and love. They may have problems, but overall they truly care for each other. Also, many other countries make fun of them for being fat.
Person 1: I want to move to America.
Person 2: Good idea! I love it there!
by Kaligal July 10, 2012
 
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Canada's pants.
John: Canada is America's hat.

Susie: No you idiot! America is Canada's pants!
by DNfan89 August 22, 2011
 
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The most beautiful, amazing, gorgeous, soulful, fun, silly, exciting, pretty, lalalallalalalalalalalaaaaaaaa person:)
America is hot.
by heyfanfour August 03, 2010
 
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Its a nice country i guess. Some places may have a lot of fatties (south not the north you idiots) Some people may be assfucks and wear abercrombie and be all rich and shit. Its pretty nice at times. We have alot of emo kids. Most of us are a bit racist, even if its just a little. But hey, everyone has a little racism in them. We arent asses, and most of us hate america even though we live here. We are on the internet a lot. Canada says they invented everything known to man kind and theyre sooo proud to the point that its getting annoying. We have some of the most beautiful people (but usually theyre souless) Alot of people live here. New york city is famous and stuff like that. We had a faggot republican president who sent us into economic ruin. But we're working on fixing what those greedy republicans left behind. Overall, its pretty chill up here. So yea, america isnt so bad. Its only the dicksucking uneducated southerners that are fat...
also see (republicans suck)
some uneducated bitchface: OMG EVERYONE IN AMERICA IS FAT AND THAY LOVE BIG MAC HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOTS!!!!!

chill american girl: Well most of us are anorexic and dont eat so fuck off.

some uneducated bitchface: wow i shouldnt be so steriotypical and such an ass. well now i know about the awsomeness of america. thank you. :)
by sochill March 04, 2010
 
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Fuck yeah. So lick my butt and suck on my balls.
America, fuck yeah!
by VisibleKitten June 18, 2014
 
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The motherfucking hero, yo!
Yo dude, I'm the hero! ~America
by AphAmerica March 09, 2014