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Annoying ass country that isnt happy unless its ramming its politics down the throat of everyone on the Internet, because its so fucking important that everyone in the world knows minor drivel like some senator passes a bathroom bill.
I dont care about Trump or America I live in Scotland. Its nothing to do with me.
by Goth Doll March 12, 2017
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is a country
1)overpopulated with Noble prize winners
2)yet a big percentage of population are ignorant
3)where I can oggle HOT WHITE BOYS
4)that has the worst ever food
5)some cool colleges along HOT college boys most of them are WHITE
6)disgusting president
7)whose advance is thwarted by useless portion of population mostly composed of blacks and latinos
8)a country where the great races like chinese and japanese get constantly compared to ghetto suckers blacks and latinos
9)where HOT white boys have sex all too often with each other
10)a country with the most number of gay websites in the world
by whatyofucke March 12, 2006
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The best place in the world, the culmination of technology, resources, wealth and power. Not only is the world run by such a place, America provides for arrogant or unsuccessful countries like France. It is very well true that many other countries are grand in splendor, such as England, Austrailia, The Norselands, most of Europe (save France) and a great deal of Asia, yet none of these places can put it together and run the show as can America. Many judge such a place by their government and it's government's actions. I see all your bullshit statistics, now here's mine. The percentage of the population of the U.S. government is >.1 % of the whole, with the U.S. civilian, military and merchant populations adding up to a whopping 99.9%. So for all you "Anti-American burning U.S. flags" people, fuck you.



Just letting you know, I think we have too many fatasses, religious nuts, and dumbasses in this country as well. Nothing is 100% good and America is no exception. I just don't see why you crazy bastards can't just hate the obese and stupid and leave the rest of us alone.
"I pledge Allegiance, to the Flag, of The United States of America, and to The Republic, for which it stands, one nation, under God, with liberty, and justice for all."
by Just Your Average February 24, 2005
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The most powerful country (Economically and otherwise) on the planet Earth. Many would say the best country in the world. Land of the Free!
Anyone that dislikes America has my support to move to some despot ruled third world country, and to get the hell out of America (or if not in America, to stay out).
by _Chris_ August 16, 2005
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Common word for USA.

People from USA often mistake themselves for being better than the rest of the world, although the white people in USA were europeans a few hundred years ago, and the black people were africans brought there by the europeans.
The native americans, the indians, were sadly almost terminated by the guns and diseases brought from across the ocean by the europeans.

It would have been cool if the true americans, the indians, still ruled their country instead of the descendants of europeans and africans.
Are you american?

Yeah, but my ancestors lived in china.
by Mr.Poocaker June 26, 2007
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The world's sole superpower that every other country loves to hate based on stereotypes and a horrible president, yet people don't realize that this country is known for also being diverse. Also, despite bad things about the country, there are some good things too, like every other country on Earth.
NEGATIVE
Bob: "I love America."
Todd: "Shut up and go eat your Mcdonald's. Fat, white, idiotic bastard."

POSITIVE
Bob: "I love America."
Todd: "Yeah, it isn't too bad. The people are nice and some of my favorite music was created in the country, including Rock, Hip-Hop, R&B, and House music."
by mhavas703 November 29, 2007
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the stupid ass "country" i live in. people here cant tell their left from right. "people" here call football "soccer"(rednecks, dont give me that bs that the british created the word soccer! you dont see them calling rugby footbal!!!). speaking of the british, the americans like to make fun of their accent, even though the americans have the most retarded pathetic accent i have ever seen! i also have to go to highschool in this ignorant piece of land. i swear to god, if another ignorant piece of shit student calls me a nazi just because im german, i will beat them so hard i will knock both the fat and the ignorance out of them.
Joe has never heard of the conflict in Yugoslavia, the bloodiest war since WW2. In fact, he has never even heard of Yugoslavia. He must be from america.

America: The country which is the most powerful and thinks the European Union and its members are pussies and will never attacked them. How wrong they will soon find out they are.

Bob cant name a single country that starts with the letter U. He MUST be american.

Bill has tried to play football and after 5 min he quits fustrated because it takes so much time and energy. He is seen two weeks later watching the superbowl calling that a "real" sport and calling "soccer" a pussy sport.

How do you spell america: I-D-I-O-T-S

Typical serious (no joke) american question: How do you dial 9-1-1?

American: mustangs are so cool!
NORMAL HUMAN BEING: so why does that 1977 BMW have more horsepower?
YES AMERICANS THE REST OF THE WORLD MAKES PRODUCTS THAT ARE FAR BETTER QUALITY THAN A PRODUCT THAT SAYS "PROUDLY MADE IN THE USA!".

Americans spend half of their time eating, the other half sleeping..

Americans like to say that they speak english. I like to tell them that they speak american, aka improper english.

American's arguing topic: coke vs. pepsi
European's arguing topic: (boss) should i hire the american or the more intelligent squirrel
by HAHA3666 February 25, 2010
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