A unique country in both excellent and tragic ways, generally perceived as a pushover, bully-filled land of ignorant obese people and rednecks by those particularly unfamiliar with the country (though they are partially correct). Currently facing immense debt to other nations (particularly China), a long economic recession, steadily rising currency inflation, military overspending, a weak education system, and massive troop deployments in the Middle East without an end in sight. President is Barack Obama, Senate is controlled by Democrats while House is controlled by Republicans (which means shit don't happen fast). Not what it could've been, but not the shithole people'd like to think it is.
The general concession that Americans are all uneducated conservatives is about as true as the citizens of any other country.
by MLGQXLC March 20, 2011
is full of fat hahahahahhahahahahahahahah. geez it's called healthy eating. AMERICAN OBESITY EPIDEMIC LOL SUCKED IN
HAHAHAHA!
eat salad
drink water
stop snacking on maccas
get a life
there is more to eating
HAHAHA YOU"RE FAT
american: hey fattyboomsticks want another cream cake?
by america is fat yay May 23, 2008
The most powerful, wealthy, technologically advanced country on Earth. It is also among the most hated nations, mostly because it rejects altruism and makes everyone else look bad.
France, 1880: "America will never be a cultural center."

America invents television.

France, 1920: America will never be a military power.

America drives the NAZI's from Western Europe(including France) and the Japanese from the Pacific Ocean.

France, 1950:"War is stupid, only losers take part in them. America is a backward, barbaric country."
by Jon, The Troof February 19, 2011
The most kick-ass country on Earth. Despite what the UN liberals have you think, most people here are patriots who are proud to fight for their country, which is why all the draft-dodging pussies went running off to Canada. We are the most hated country only because we actually have the balls to protect what we care about. And not only do we protect our country, we send aid to other places in need. So all of you who hate America SHUT THE FUCK UP.
America is the land of the free and the home of the brave. God bless America.
by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 30, 2009
Often misdefined as a country, it is actually TWO CONTINENTS. The United States of America is the country.
Peruvians, Canadians, and Mexicans are all from America.
by Cassidy Peterson January 21, 2004
A place that you go to if you want to beat your chest and obnoxiously tell the rest of the world how you are the greatest place in the world while having an education, social, and health care system that would have a hard time equaling some of the worst third world countries on the planet.
America is great!
by social conscience February 07, 2010
A place where fun loving creatures eat fast and live gritty
A sexy place to live
It's the land of the free, you can do what you wanna, you could ski in the winter or ride bikes in the summer.
The citizens forget about the haters, because America is for lovers.
Living in America by DOM
by Dom-fan February 20, 2012

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