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the stupid ass "country" i live in. people here cant tell their left from right. "people" here call football "soccer"(rednecks, dont give me that bs that the british created the word soccer! you dont see them calling rugby footbal!!!). speaking of the british, the americans like to make fun of their accent, even though the americans have the most retarded pathetic accent i have ever seen! i also have to go to highschool in this ignorant piece of land. i swear to god, if another ignorant piece of shit student calls me a nazi just because im german, i will beat them so hard i will knock both the fat and the ignorance out of them.
Joe has never heard of the conflict in Yugoslavia, the bloodiest war since WW2. In fact, he has never even heard of Yugoslavia. He must be from america.

America: The country which is the most powerful and thinks the European Union and its members are pussies and will never attacked them. How wrong they will soon find out they are.

Bob cant name a single country that starts with the letter U. He MUST be american.

Bill has tried to play football and after 5 min he quits fustrated because it takes so much time and energy. He is seen two weeks later watching the superbowl calling that a "real" sport and calling "soccer" a pussy sport.

How do you spell america: I-D-I-O-T-S

Typical serious (no joke) american question: How do you dial 9-1-1?

American: mustangs are so cool!
NORMAL HUMAN BEING: so why does that 1977 BMW have more horsepower?
YES AMERICANS THE REST OF THE WORLD MAKES PRODUCTS THAT ARE FAR BETTER QUALITY THAN A PRODUCT THAT SAYS "PROUDLY MADE IN THE USA!".

Americans spend half of their time eating, the other half sleeping..

Americans like to say that they speak english. I like to tell them that they speak american, aka improper english.

American's arguing topic: coke vs. pepsi
European's arguing topic: (boss) should i hire the american or the more intelligent squirrel
by HAHA3666 February 25, 2010
 
1.
A country that claims the name of an entire continent to itself alone for no compelling reason.
Mexicans, Colombians, Brazilians... they're Americans too.
by DaMotha September 10, 2006
 
2.
pr. n
1. (technical) A large area of land between the Atlantic and the Pacific, which includes the countries of the USA, Canada, Mexico, Brazil, Peru, Chile, Argentina, Bolivia, and others.

2. (colloq.) The USA. Shortened, so that nobody could forget it, but shortened in the place that makes people have random arguments about whether America is just the USA, the whole North, or both continents.

3. (deprec.) The place where you went in the 1900s if you fancied one of a few things; a new life, everybody else's money, or a way to get away from people who you pissed off in your past in the country where you started.
syn. 'The American Dream' - getting so rich that you can afford (and, indeed, savour) to not give a fuck for anybody else.

4. (econ.) A place that got rich when others got nowhere by selling to both sides in world conflicts - right up until WW2, where their late arrival into the war did mean a certain victory for the Allies much sooner than it otherwise would have come.

5. (obs.) One of only two nations in the entire world and its history that managed to do nothing in direct opposition to each other for nearly 50 years, and then have this period of nothingness labelled a 'war' of any description.

6. (inf.) Probably the only country that could win in a 'me versus everyone' with the whole world, and despite the sometimes gung-ho antics of the nation, this does not look like it will ever be tested.

7. A country that might, although not alone, manage to repeat history with the fate of the UN. Then again, the UN has been a talking house for the poorer countries for a while now, so nobody would really notice anyway.

8. A nation containing people that, although patriotic (and sometimes blindly), do not quite rival the apparant self-contentedness of the British, even after most are well aware their empire was handed back to the people that lived in its colonies, who then promptly fell back into the hole they were in when they were taken in the first place. (syn. 'irony')

9. The nation that will either cause WW3, or end it - but not both.

10. A place containing large cities that can only be rivalled in their uncleanliness by Tokyo and Jakarta. (syn. 'not a good sign')

11. (tech.) The country containing the most Internet users in the world. Also the country containing the most AOL users in the world. (syn. 'most annoying things ever')

12. (econ.) A country with the most money you'll never ever see in your lifetime.

13. The only country in the entire history of the world to manage to fund, train, and supply things to someone, even indirectly, in their efforts to do harm to America itself. (syn. 'woops')
'Despite being too large, America probably has the best TV shows in the world. Because a lot of it is other nations' shows, reran a few times.'
by Nobody April 17, 2003
 
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The country that most of the world hates becuase of our excellent choice of leadership. It also allows such filth like that crazy Southern Baptist sect that protests funerals of soldiers and screams shit like "Thank God for dead soldiers! Thank God for 9/11! God hates queers!". Something, somewhere went horribly wrong.
Yeah, America is pretty much going down the drain.
by Senator Assface August 28, 2006
 
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The greatest coutry in the world. (or used to be anyways)

Thanks in part to George W. Bush, America is now the most hated country in the world. Poor presidential decisions have caused a war, a crappy economy, high gas prices, global warming, as well as a new low in stupidity.

America used to be a place that people were proud to call "home" but now, most people just say they're canadian when they're really American.

In america, a third-string QB for a pro football team will be paid roughly 6 times as much as a blue-collar worker who works hard every single day.

People would rather read about who Jennifer Anniston is currently dating, rather then the current situation in Iraq.

American kids all dream about how they want to be Pro sports players, not for the love of the game, but for the love of the money.

America is the only place where the more money that is dumped into schools, the dumber the children get.

The reputation of America has been forever tarnished, thanks to George W Bush.
America, my home, sweet home.
by rice hater March 16, 2006
 
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A Place Where People Who Love Jesus, SUVs, Big Burgers, Big Women, And Unprotected Sex. Where People Hate Illegal Immigrants, Regular Immigrants, People Who Know Immigrants And Anything With a French Word in It. A Place Where People Pretend Like The Word French Doesn't Exist, Can i Get Some Freedom Fries Amen. A Country That Wears Canada As A Hat And Mexico As A Condom And The Middle East As A Toilet.
America Is Awesome Where Else Can You Get Freedom Toast For Breakfast.

America Once Beat The Devil In A Arm Wrestling Match.

America Sleeps With Cheap Women.
 
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The country that everyone love to hate, but when disaster strikes, the one they look to for help
Starving people in Haiti? Call in the Americans
by gtdjkdfh September 24, 2010
 
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America Is... (By Me)

A country founded on pure principals
that are not always true
but mostly are
A country containing many different
but alike
A country of greed
and charity
A country of technology
A country of tools
A country of fools
A country of millions
with debt in the billions
A Bully
A Friend
A country with a hand to Lend
And a country that needs to Mend
A country that is broken?
A country that needs to be woken?
Loved
Hated
Revered
Despised
Home of the Brave
Land of the Free

America is up to you,
Not up to me;

It all depends on what you see.
America can't be defined by anyone but you.
SO DO IT YOURSELF! CUZ' I AIN'T GONNA'.
by JBurton31 April 12, 2010