Guy 2: What the fuck? I paid last time!!
Guy 1: I forgot my wallet, but I do, fortunately, have my America's Guest Card.
Guy 1: What's with Jack? He never pays.
Guy 2: He's America's Guest.
(2) To fall back-assward into good fortune with little-to-no hard work
Mark: Dude, how come Anthony never buys beers?
Jim: Because he's America's guest.
Mark: How did Anthony get a free meal from his boss? He's a totally slacker.
Jim: I'm pretty sure he whipped out his America's Guest Card.