A worthless CD recieved involuntarily from America On-Line. Since you have no use, need, or other justification for retaining said disk, the proper form of disposal is to hurl the motherfucker like a frisbee into your neighbor's yard. Let whoever it hits be damned!

An advanced technique of table hockey, in which a player throws his or her mallet, similar to how Captain America throws his shield, at an unprotected puck lying close to the opposing player's goal. Opinions on the legality of this technique vary: some say the mallet crossing the halfway line is an illegal move, but others contend that while the mallet is in motion, the throwing player's hands do not cross the line.

the label you, ironically, find on american flags.

A sexual act involving a relatively older lover (henceforth "teacher") and several relatively younger lovers from an impoverished, inner-city community (henceforth "students"). The teacher wears nothing but the U.S. flag draped around his or her body. The students wear Catholic school uniforms that expose their private parts and each has an apple in his or her mouth, not dissimilar to a roast pig. The students line up on their hands and knees with their assholes towards the teacher. The teacher inserts pieces of chalk into each student's asshole one by one until she can no longer fit any more in. At that point, the teacher uses a yardstick to smack the chalk farther into the anal cavity. During this process, the student must recite the pledge of allegiance.

most of you obviously don't live on the main line because almost none of the people here are jewish. the majority of the main line is catholics. the main line is a suburb located out of philadelphia, and yes, most people are very rich. only about 60 or 70 percent, though. while the main line is mostly preppy people who are very rich, it is also very diverse. not everyone drives a jaguar. i don't care what everyone's stereotypes about it is, but i know for a fact it's got a whole different group of people. i have lived here since i was born. yeah, we have the second biggest mall in america, and yeah, there are a lot of starbucks, and yeah, about half of the residents are total preps, but a lot of them are really down-to-earth and/or middle class. i don't know what your big 'idea' about this place is, but it's not what you think it is. we don't all drive our big, fancy cars. not all of us shop at designer stores. unless you've actually been here and lived here for all your live, your conception about the main line and everybody living here is very, very wrong.

most of you obviously don't live on the main line because almost none of the people here are jewish. the majority of the main line is catholics. the main line is a suburb located out of philadelphia, and yes, most people are very rich. only about 60 or 70 percent, though. while the main line is mostly preppy people who are very rich, it is also very diverse. not everyone drives a jaguar. i don't care what everyone's stereotypes about it is, but i know for a fact it's got a whole different group of people. i have lived here since i was born. yeah, we have the second biggest mall in america, and yeah, there are a lot of starbucks, and yeah, about half of the residents are total preps, but a lot of them are really down-to-earth and/or middle class. i don't know what your big 'idea' about this place is, but it's not what you think it is. we don't all drive our big, fancy cars. not all of us shop at designer stores. unless you've actually been here and lived here for all your live, your conception about the main line and everybody living here is very, very wrong.

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