|1.||Amelia County VA|
Amelia Court House VA is conveniently located in the center of nowhere, about 40 miles west of Richmond Va. It is commonly referred to by locals as "the redneck capitol of the world" and they ain't jokin'! The men are boys and boys want to be men but don't know how because the men who are biologically men are really little boys themselves with nothing to offer their sons but training in cleaning firearms and hunting. There is nothing to do but drink, smoke pot and leech off of the county. The neighborhood Food Lion is the meeting place of teens who are not engaged in any productive extracurricular activities, approx 98% of the adolescent population of the county. The occasional unemployed over 21 freind is also a staple at the local grocery store trying desperately to reclaim his youth. Losers from other counties are always welcome provided they purchase and share illegal drugs and a variety of alcoholic beverages. Acceptable beverages are Shlitz Malt Liquor, Mad Dog 20/20 and Boones Farm (preferably Strawberry Hill).
The next upcoming local event in Amelia County VA?
on Saturday, October 29th, 2011 from 09:00 AM to 01:00 PM
I think that says it all!