Top Definition
Suffering from the condition where the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.
Manager) I'm sorry sir your card has been declined
Customer) I didn't pay by card
Waitress) Here's your bill sir
Customer) I already paid in cash
Waitress 2) Here's your card sir, thank you, please come again
Customer) This is not my card, err....
Waitress 2) I think it is
Customer) Errr....
Manager) Are you ready to order now sir?
Waitress 3) Here's your fish sir, enjoy!
Customer) Ambidextrodysplasic bunch of cretins!
by The Celestial Architect June 07, 2014

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