Epic Beard Man done bust up my face. Bring the Amber Lamps.
a specially equipped motor vehicle, airplane, ship, etc., for carrying sick or injured people, usually to a hospital
Oh, you leakin'.
Call da amber lamps!
Ghetto speak for "ambulance". A new meme sprouted from the instantly popular AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT I AM A FOTHERMUCKER video. Also used to define lamps with a dark yellow tinting.
Twon: "imma beat dat nigga ass talkin bout a spit shine!"
Obamaniqua: "BEAT DAT WHITE BOY ASS!"
Twon: "damn right!"
-Twon gets his ass kicked by old white guy-
Twon: -bleeding- "Bring da amber lamps!"
1. Given by the internet Meme, "Epic Beard Man Vs Black guy" Amber Lamps, Although mispronunciation for "ambulance", it's also given to a beauty that sits next to the black man in a zen like state throughout the whole ordeal.
"Amber Lamps. You'd be leaking too, if you were sitting next to her.":
Ghetto or slang term for "Ambulance" also can be used as "M&M's".
Person: Are you alright?
Person 2: Did you break any teeth?
Black man: No, bring em, bring dem amber lamps.
Person 3: ohh, hes leaking!
Amber Lamps: In ghetto slang of bad English, it is the improper way of saying ambulance.
Ambulance: A vehicle eqiuped for the transportation of the sick or injured, to, from, or between places of treatment for an illness or injury. For example when Thomas Brusuo (Aka Tommy Slick, Epic Beard Man, Vietnam Tom) was attacked by Micheal (Aka Pinky) at the AC Transit Bus in Oakland, CA. Thomas severely brought a beat down on Micheal. With blood everywhere and Micheal being hurt badly, he had enough energy left to ask to call the Amber Lance. The incident happen on February 16, 2010 and filmed by Iyanna Washington aka Lyanna (the thief)
Epic Beard Man: I meet tough guys like you an' I slap the SHIT out of em'!
Micheal: WHAT! (walks towards the front of the bus and hits EBM)
Lyanna: Beat his white ass, fuck his ass.
Epic Beard Man: Gives Micheal the old One-Two and Pow! after knocking out Micheal unconsciously.
Someone In the back: Hey beat that nigga's ass.
Some Older "Sista": Oh stop it, oh lord have mercy, dear jesus oh my god.
Lyanna: OH! WHAT THE FUCK!
Epic Beard Man: I told you not to fuck with me. I told him not to fuck with me.
Micheal: Fuck you up (after EBM leaves and is holding his hand over his wound and walks over back to the front of the bus)
Epic Beard Man Don't fuck with me boy.
Micheal: Next Time (ouch!)
Bus Driver: Is he okey back there?
Some older "Sistta": No he needs an ambulance. Dat man was on some kind of dope.
Lyanna: Eyy shinaynay we can press charges, I got it on VEDEYO tape.
Lyanna: Oh he leakin
Shinaynay: shut the fuck up!
Bus People: are you okey, did he break your teeth?
Micheal: NO, bring the Amber Lamps....
A Classic Story....
a hot girl on a bus you do not know
after work i got the bus home and i seen a amber lamps