"Hi guys, would either of you like my thick cock up your arse?"
"told you so...."
Specifically when you attempt to insert your thumb into a girl's asshole prior to having anal sex with her in an attempt to gauge how well received your cock will be.
Steve: n00bish mistake dude! Next time send the ambassador in first
Nate: Like a little representative for my cock?
Paul & Derek: LOL ROFL ROFL ROFL
"Fuckin scene kids." Ambassador number 2