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Verb: The act of being completely oblivious to events going on around you. The act of being very smart only to be overcome by stupidity.

Adjective: An individual with no form of common sense.
Getting into a bright red car parked RIGHT next to your friends blue car at the grocery store... dude you just pulled an Amato

Asking a series of repetitive question only to never understanding the blatantly obvious answer... okay Amato


by C.J. and Jim December 08, 2008
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man he's an amato, or man he is so amato
by jerry October 05, 2003
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An amato is the drunk guy you can't take outside the door of his own home. Always insulting people and getting too loud. He thinks he's the shit despite a shot to the leg with a Tek9 (point blank). He put it there himself.
" Damn, you were just amatoed !!"

" He ain't nothin but a fucking amato."
by faeri January 10, 2004
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