1. An animal with huge ears that flies south for the winter. However, some amandas (called "lesser amandas") are born with ears that are just slightly too small to take flight; because of this, they develop a deep rage and become vile, loathsome creatures who love nothing more than to ruin the lives of others and harass you by calling you incessantly with a restricted number only to hang up as soon as you answer, not realizing you know who it is. Lesser amandas frequently nest in their cars and live in filth, and derive their entire education from teen magazines.

2. I female given name of Latin origin meaning "fit to be loved" or "worthy of love."
"I don't think that amanda's ears are quite big enough to fly, it's awful nasty!"
by Jesus Sayeth November 18, 2012
The kind of girl that likes the <==3 in the ( l )
I met this girl and she got all Amanda on me.
by E_Hoch September 06, 2011
A stupid fat whore with muppet lips. She doesn't like to tell the truth and refuses to finish with her mouth. She is a backstabbing friend and she will fuck your day up just by hearing her squeaky voice. She is obsessed with other peoples lives and likes causing drama where it's not needed. She will constantly bitch about working and she will blow her money on stupid tattoos. Amanda's will usually worship Honey Boo Boo, because Amanda's have pig hearts, and bellies. Do not mess with Amanda's they will sit on you and crush your dick.
GEEZ, have you seen Amanda today?

Yes, she looks rather fat and sassy.
by playswithhunchbacks November 03, 2012
A lesbian who fucks black guys. Also known for contradicting everyone and anyone.
Bobbie: are you sick?
Amanda: no, my side is just in a lot of pain.

Ron: when are you gonna give me sum?
Amanda: I don't know how to perform. All I know is how to rip apart a pussy.
by oatsmobile January 23, 2009
noun (n): The greatest person on the face of the earth. Hobbies include being awesome, driving around in white vans, and loving good old tom. She even has her own quotes group on facebook. She has fantastic hair that she calls an afro, and she loves hobos. She also enjoys quoting mufasa from the lion king.
Hey amanda, Nate called for you
by swimmyrandy365 June 16, 2011
Someone who has a bad attitude on a daily basis. She treats people disrespectfully and thinks she is better than everyone. Most commonly she has a scowl on her face, her arms crossed, and repeatedly rolls her eyes. If you ask her a question, she talks down to you like you are a small animal that she wants to kick out of her way. When she 'feels' like being in a good mood, she will be over-the-top annoying and expect everyone to think she is amazing, funny and awesome... but she's not. Which is the reason that she does not have any real friends. She is selfish, spoiled and ALWAYS gets her way. Plain and simple an Amanda is a miserable person that is depressing to be around.
1) I am in such a bad mood today, I'm being such an amanda. 2) Just because you dont want to clean your room, doesn't mean you have to be an amanda about it. 3) I just can't accept this situation, I hate it. I know I'm being an amanda but I cant help it
by Rhianna1234567 March 11, 2013
an amanda is extra short, black/ white/ maybe asian(her eyes) gurl who is a great dancer;) she is extra pretty.
she likes black guys named Q, she absolutely loves chocolate. if anyone touches her chocolate..she will flip SHIT!!! but if she loves you..she will give you some. some times has a short temper. is an amazing friend &you can count on her when evs you need a ride.

she likes making love faces:)<33

SHE IS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. I WOULD DIE FOR THIS GIRL. she is one &only. so if you can find a special amanda like mine...thn your super luky.
SOME STUPID GUY: Oooo girl! gimmy some of yo chocolate!

AMANDA: no bitch!! its mine! *10mins later* here!
by TBM:) June 25, 2011

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