Amtrak is the sex. We had a blast going to a two states over.
Travel: The government-owned corporation that operates the Acela from Boston to DC.
Travel: He's taking the Amtrak Acela Express from New Haven to Penn Station instead of Metro-North to save time.
"You see, me and my homies like to play this game
We call it Amtrak but some call it the train
We all would line up in a single-file line
And take our turns at waxing girls' behinds
But every time it came to me, I was shit out of luck
Because I'd stick my dick in, and it would get stuck
The girls would say "Stop!" I'd say "I'm not!
That's enough, I quit, 'cause y'all are bustin' me out!"
I say, girls, don't hide it, just divide it
And please don't knock it until you've tried it
So to all of you bitches and all you hoes
Let's have group sex and do the Rambo!"
derived from: America's national passenger rail system. It's a lot of fun to ride, but it's really dangerous. It always seems like a train is derailing or crashing.
Guy: But I don't have protection, maybe we shouldn't...
Girlfriend: It's OK, just AMTRAK me!