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The name Alyssa is of Hebrew origin and means Joy.

It is also of German origin, where its means "noble kind.”

Most women with the name Alyssa are very smart and creative, but they tend to grow up in homes with morally weak or non- existent parents.

This tends to have one of two effects on them. As young adults, they begin to see the errors of their parents and go in the opposite direction to become very loyal and caring mothers and spouses, or they take the hidden, dark path and become “self-serving” and ultimately hurt whoever they come in contact with, including themselves.

Whichever path an Alyssa chooses, they are forces to be reckoned with.

We hope and bless all current & future Alyssa’s with the strength and a moral compass to walk in the light and to become benefits to humankind. Amen. ;)
“All girls with the name of Alyssa have great potential in life to be wonderful mothers and wives and hold the world together through their families.”
by Sara Smiles November 02, 2013
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Common name for a uniquely beautiful girl. Alyssa originated from Germany where it means 'of noble kind'. It is also derived from the name of the flower alyssum. Girls with the name Alyssa feature beautiful, dark, almond-shaped eyes with thick, luscious, wavy hair and have a smile that can brighten your day. Alyssa's have a rough side to them so don't let their innocence fool you.
Beautiful gorgeous smile eyes booty legs body Alyssa
by Ryanet September 23, 2013
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Alyssa is a very quiet and shy girl to those she doesn't quite know but is actually really random, funny, and outgoing. She is very beautiful and has amazing legs however she is very self-conscious and dosent accept herslef and others compliments. She is very smart and has several fandoms. She is an avid fan of many sports despite belief and is only athletic in a few. She hides her true feelings and is there to comfort others often. She is very sweet and is often heard complimenting and empowering others with her words. She is never one to seek out relationships and always second guesses any decision she makes. She is also very social but prefers to stay home with a good book or the Internet. She is one who will try her hardest at everything and won't stop til it's perfect. She is truly amazing and one to never let go.
Guy1: How was your date yesterday with Alyssa?

Guy2: It was the best! We watched her favorite tv show and made out for a while after!

Guy1: Awesome! She's a good one bro.

Guy2: I know. I'll never let her slip away.
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A beautiful, kind yet stubborn girl who has a contagious high- pitched laugh. She can be over dramatic and crazy at times but that's what makes her beautiful. Boys fall head over heels in love with her after meeting her for the first time. Her personality lights up a room and you won't be able to control your smile when she looks at you. She is one of the most loyal friends you'll ever have and will stay by you all the time.
Boy 1: Sees Alyssa, faints from being overwhelmed by her beauty.

Alyssa: Runs over. Are you okay? Gives boy one CPR.
Boy 1: Awakes. Faints again.
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The most kind and fucking amazing girl in the universe. She'll stay up all night just to text you, and she knows you better than you do. If you ever meet an Alyssa, don't fuck around. She is a godess.
Guy 1: man I hate alyssa

*guy 2 punches him in the face breaking his nose*
Guy 2: don't fucking talk about her like that
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Most likely known for being a man or boys first love. Alyssa is highly adventurous due to her extreme amount of energy. She likes guys who are athletic and can make her laugh no matter what. Alyssa knows when she finds the one because time stops and nothing else matters in the world... But she wont let you know that!
Alyssa is the one
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Someone who enjoys the little things. Values the small motives or the small things about a person. They know their place in a situation. Romance is difficult for them but find it easy to help someone else or give advice to someone. Alyssa's take pride in what they do and love and don't let anyone stand in the way, they may not handle stress that well, but they do their best. Alyssa's are beautiful. They never believe that they are, but their eyes are perfect and no matter what they wear or do with their hair they look pretty. Most people find Alyssa's hard to love, but those who do are not disappointed.
Alyssa is beautiful.

Alyssa is strong.
by catniggalove October 20, 2014
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