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Aluminoid 

Aluminoid is a person(s)that converge on events surrounding a major sporting event. Aluminoids will at all cost seek out and retrieve any left behind can(s) or bottle(s) with "deposit" marked on them. The only bottle or can that is safe are those in ones hand. Those left on the ground, a table, trash can or on the bumper of a car are fair game. After feeding on cans and bottles, they converge in mass on the local bottle or can return venue. They are particularly active around major college football venues before and after a game.
The Aluminoid's arrived at the tailgate party grabbing all the cans on the ground then proclaim "any cans?" before leaving to feast on the next location.
Aluminoid by RCKCC October 9, 2007
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aluminium digger 

A young gold digger, coined by GloZell on
Dude 1: You don't want her she's a gold digger
Dude 2: She'd too young to be a gold digger, more like aluminium digger
aluminium digger by Jarvis <3 January 19, 2011

aluminivore 

Someone who is strictly on an aluminum diet.
The boy became an aluminivore after eating an aluminum can.
aluminivore by BKP2015 June 30, 2016

Aluminium Chloride Hexahydrate 

Aluminum chloride is the partially neutralized form used in cosmetic antiperspirants, while aluminum chloride hexahydrate is among the most effective antiperspirants currently available. It's chemical formula is AlCl3 and has a solid, white or pale yellow appearance.
Patient: "Doctor, can you diagnose me with Aluminium Chloride Hexahydrate?"
Doctor: "Bruh if u take that it will kill you."
Patient: "Oh."

aluminium 

How the entire world (except the Americans) say aluminium.

Why?

Because that's how it's spelled.
Brit: "Aluminium is the most abundant metal in the Earth's crust."
American: "You mean Aluminum?"
Brit: "No, I mean Aluminium. Moron."
aluminium by lord bastard February 22, 2008

aluminimum 

That needle is made out of aluminimum
aluminimum by Minimal the tiny animal September 12, 2017

Loser in Aluminium Foil 

1. What seems to be a great guy, but is actually the complete opposite.

2. A poor imitation of a soulmate/awesome guy.

Derived from the phrase:

"My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil"
Marquesa: I don't know why she's still dating him.

Calpurnia: I know, he's just a loser in aluminium foil.