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Alternative Ra 

Female Sub-species of Homoe-ra!-ctus

You must not always be fooled by appearance. Female Ra's, although hitting puberty at relatively the same time as normal girls, will actually mature much later due to what I like to refer to as the 'silverspoon effect'. This
delay is commonly unobserved by most, as their premature state is similar to that of a middle aged spoilt housewife. However, between the ages of 17 to 22 the female Ra will search for it's niche in society. It is not unusual at this stage for the Ra to backlash against it's impending fate by trying to look 'alternative' and cheapen it's well maintained front.

Tale-tale Signs for the Alternative Female Rah:

- Went traveling in their gap year and paid vast sums of money to help build a toilet for the poor.
- Continues to wear the beads they believe to made by a sweet African child they befriended - Factory produce, slave labour.
- Has vast amounts of money to spend on hippy festivals and Drum n Bass nights.
- Hides the all common Rah drug addiction under a guise of being a hippy
- Has all intentions of maintaining their current standard of living by doing charity work for the rest of their lives. Hahaha.

As you can see, these can very much parallel the actions and attitudes of even the most famous Rah's such as the late Princess Diana.
Normal Person: Alright, what are you doing tonight? Do you wanna come and hang out with me, Bob, Dan and Jen?

Alexia ( Alternative Ra ): That would be the coolest most funkadelik thing EVER. But Gerald and I are going to this world music gig in town, it's going to be fab! By the way, did I leave my pashmina at your house last week, I've looked all over my palace and I can't find it?

Normal Person: Yes you did. We used it as a wank rag you posh tart. Welcome to the real world.
Alternative Ra by Shai Guy August 25, 2006
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alternative rap 

Contrary to poular belief, gangsta rap is not the only type of rap. There are many sub-genres, such as alternative rap. Alternative rap or Underground rap is defined as a culture rather than just a musical genre. Underground rap and hip hop includes the various arts of turntablism, sampling, producing, breakdancing, visual art, graffiti, spoken word, beatboxing, freestyling, cyphering, and more. The music itself is distinguished by artists who are not promoted by major record labels, often because of their experimental musicianship and lyrical content. Many underground artists are also using hip hop to successfully communicate issues of social justice, global and political change, and collective consciousness. Underground hip hop beats are often characterized by the fusion of loops sampled from all genres of music, including classical, jazz, funk, rock, and punk. Although some listeners may associate live instrumentation with alternative hip hop, this distinction is invalid because mainstream rap acts such as J-Kwon use live instruments as well. Underground hip hop artists generally do not achieve the same level of financial success that commercial rappers achieve, although their work is often critically acclaimed.

Artists labeled as "alternative hip hop" musicians usually record and perform in styles that are more closely related to the original concepts and styles of hip hop music and hip hop culture, as opposed to their more popular commercial counterparts. DJ Kool Herc once said in an essay about hip hop, that "it's not about keeping it real. It's about keeping it right." In this sense, many would argue that alternative hip hop might not be so much an alternative as much as it is a continuation of the original concepts and ideals of hip hop.
MF Doom and Non-phixion are prime examples of alternative rap.
alternative rap by Kazera June 16, 2006

Alternative Rap 

A Rap Style that's totally different from Party Rap and Gangster Rap focusing strictly on Subjects the majority of Rappers don't Rap about. Most people that sell records well and get a lot of air play now in days will call it Preaching Rap.
Ohdeamed: I'm about to make this Gangster Rap song called "Put The Guns Down".

Ohdeamuday: "Put The Guns Down"?

Ohdeamed: Yeah Dad. It's going to be a Positive Song this time.

Ohdeamuday: Then that Gangster Rap song is a Alternative Rap song then.

Ohdeamed: Oh word Dad?

Ohdeamuday: Yeah, your song is Positive right?

Ohdeamed: Yeah.

Ohdeamuday: Now we getting somewhere. Alternative Rap is mostly Positive while Gangster Rap is Negative. There's no such thing as Positive Gangster Rap if you ask me?

Ohdeamed: Wow, I never thought about it that way Dad.

Ohdeamuday: Well know you know my son.

alternative rap 

Alternative rap is a type of rap music (that got popular during the late '90s as rap music entered major identity crisis) that self-consciously aspires to distance itself from the rest of the rap scene. Ok, if we bear in mind what current rap music became, that's not so hard to understand, but "alterna/indie/emo" rap is just another side of the caricature that rap music nowadays is. I would say that terms "alternative", "indie", "emo" rap are synonyms for one same thing: a tendency inside rap formed during late '90s music that is dragging rap away from its core, paradoxically as it may sound - no matter how some of those people are swearing that they're trying to "keep rap music in a healthy state".
Mostly, "alterna/indie/emo" rap circuit is based around labels like Def Jux, Anticon and few of them more (like Rawkus early on) and most of the artists inside of that little sect are whites. Of course, targeted public are also sub-urbanite white kids who really would like to get into rap, but have difficulties to comprehend Black (read: street) system of values {code of the street}, so they have those "white, handsome, intelligent, deep, intellectual and emotional" mc-es with whom they could establish better bond than with Jay-Z or 50 Cent, let's say. That said, "alterna/indie/emo" rap also could be called "rap music without the street component". Pretty confusing is that rap music (which traditionally pulled all its potency from the streets, all its rawness, grittiness, directness etc) is now robbed of that, having instead "white, sub-urban" mindset, point of view with which white, sub-urban kids can relate to because they can not stand the rawness of the street.

To be clear, this atmosphere around rap created early on, atmosphere in which white critics and public in general demanded of rap to be socially aware, engaged, smart, useful, productive etc. I'm not saying that this position is maintained only by white people, no. Certain black rap artists got on this bus early on, people like Common, Black Star, The Roots, The Fugees etc, which again rode on the wave created by Native Tongues and gropups like De La Soul, Tribe Called Quest, Black Sheep, Jungle Brothers, but I'd say that Native Tongues would be a different story in many ways than this "second wave of black conscious hip-hop". Possibly, Beck and all hype around "Loser" proved very influential. Artists like El-P, Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, Sage Francis, Cage, Sole, Eyedea, Jedi Mind Trix (black group, to be sure), Buck 65 and what not are pretty deep into taking rap where real rap feels really insecure - white suburbs and that overall frame of mind.

One more important thing to emphasize also is that difference between terms "alterna/indie/emo" rap and "underground" rap exists and it exists big time. Contemporary underground rap ('97 onwards) never gave up on its hardcore, street-wise, rugged and raw integrity, so there is huge difference between artists like Kool Keith, Godfather Don, Scaramanga (Sir Menelik) or MF Doom on one side and type of guys like Sage Francis, Cage or Slug from Atmosphere on the other, although many people do not see or feel that.
Those are two pretty clearly different point of views and angles of approach to rap music.
white sub-urbanite: "Oh yes, Sage Francis' "Journals" are so deep, profound, and emotional, when I listen to it it's almost like Cobaine. Finally, I can relate to some rap music that's deep and thoughtful, and not violent, agressive, senseless, arogant, mysoginistic, blah blah blah. I found alternative rap very pleasing to me, a person who usually really would not give a fuck about rap music".

real rap fan: "Go listen to some Cage or Aesop Rock - you'd like those pretentious wankers that have nothing of a flavor, too".

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How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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