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a small ass town somewhere by some random ass mountain kinda in san diego. if you're coming here then there is a good chance that a cow will be blocking the road. This town is full of snobby bitches. lol
Sarah: Where do you live?

Jake: Alpine, California!

Sarah: Oh, so you live on a ranch?
by Poopieforlyfe9876543 May 27, 2012
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