1. Alphonse is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and is usually a big fan of cats.
2. The best person you'll ever meet, especially if you're a family member.
3. The perfect child
"Maybe if I name this one Alphonse, he won't turn out like his brother."
Colloquial term (cockney rhyming slang) used to describe someone who displays effeminate (gay) characteristics, Alphonse the Ponce.
Dude look that guy, he's such an Alphonse.
Source: Jamie Eastes, hastings
Dude look at that guy, he's such an Alphonse.