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1. Alphonse
Colloquial term (cockney rhyming slang) used to describe someone who displays effeminate (gay) characteristics, Alphonse the Ponce.

Dude look that guy, he's such an Alphonse.
Source: Jamie Eastes, hastings
Dude look at that guy, he's such an Alphonse.

2. Alphonse
1. Alphonse is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and is usually a big fan of cats.

2. The best person you'll ever meet, especially if you're a family member.

3. The perfect child
"Maybe if I name this one Alphonse, he won't turn out like his brother."
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